Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #3
Listen, this turquoise-encrusted|bra is worth 50 grand.
Let's sell it and run off|before the Donbot gets wise.
No. It will take a lot more money|than that to make a girl like you happy.
- No, it won't.|- Yeah, it will. Shut up!
We'll run off, but not till after I win|the Universal Poker Championship!
One entry, please.
Bender, no! You can't beat|the best players in the universe.
- You're not lucky enough.|- Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky.
The scrap metal I'm made from|included a truckload of horseshoes
from the luckiest racehorses in Mexico,|who had just been sent to a glue factory.
- They don't sound so lucky to me.|- Not without their shoes.
That's great!
Here, Bendy, take this.|It will give you 70% more luck.
It's the Donbot's lucky robot's foot.
All right!|With two kinds of luck, I can't lose.
No, wait, three.|I stepped on a leprechaun.
Yo, you see this over here over there?
I'm powering up the clamps.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Let us not rush to judgment.
But, Skip, that was your lucky robot's|foot what came off of your lucky leg.
While it is true that I did wake up|with only one foot this morning,
there is no proof that my|beloved Fanny was involved.
Aside from the hacksaw|I found under her pillow.
Well, what about that Bender guy?|You want I should give him the clamps?
Not yet, Clamps. Only one thing|can prove that he has my lucky foot.
Torture with the clamps|or a clamp-like device?
No. We are gonna sit tight and see|if he wins the poker tournament.
He does, that proves|he's packing my lucky foot,
in which event...
The clamps!
Or a clamp-like device.
Welcome viewers|who fell asleep with the TV on!
It's the 3009 no-limit|hold 'em championship.
I'm the massive head|of Penn Jillette,
and here with a color|commentary, my partner Teller.
Our act really didn't|change much when he died.
Pardon me,|I'm new to this game.
Is this duffle bag big|enough for all your money?
Bender? Oh, boogers.|We're in the same tournament.
Quick, get your entry fee|back before I bankrupt you.
In your dreams, nutloaf.
Tex Connecticut,|the pride of Kansas City, first to act.
Smiley Spiff, up next.
Looks like B*obs Vanderbilt|has a decent pair.
Also, she's got two eights.
And Bender Rodriguez picks|up a lucky deal right off the bat.
Two aces.|I'm thinking guitar solo.
I fold.
Holy crap! A stunning play by|mentally ill newcomer Philip Fry.
It's almost as if|he knew Bender had two aces.
Bender has two aces? I'm out.
- I'm out.|- I'm out.
Suck my luck!
See this gun?
That's what I'm gonna|do to Bender if he wins.
All in. Call my mighty bid at your peril.
My cards are awful, and I need a hug.
I call your bluff.
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