Fun with Dick and Jane Page #5
for a couple months.
In a couple of months,
we'll be declaring bankruptcy.
- Oh, come on.
- Our savings--
Look. Our savings
was in Globodyne stock.
Jesus. And, look, our pension
was in Globodyne stock.
Everything was in Globodyne stock!
All of it!
The lawn is covered with dirt!
It is so much fun!
I have made a mud man!
Now, Billy is looking
at the glass half full.
Hon, relax. We've got 600 grand.
- Where?
- We're standing in it. Our house.
Since Globodyne, the local
property market crashed, Dick.
If we sold our house today,
we would owe the bank 1 50 grand.
I knew it. It was churning in my gut...
- ... and I didn't listen.
- It would be okay.
You said we could afford this house
and take out a second mortgage...
...so that we could put in the pool,
redo the kitchen...
- I said that.
- ... and now we are on the verge...
...of losing the house.
If we lose the house...
...then Billy loses all sense of security
and later, never have a relationship...
...so he'll just spend his whole life
just alone.
There he'll be, just alone,
nobody with him, just like a bum.
Hon? Hon? You need a paper bag?
You said everything
was gonna be okay.
Mr. Dick! Something wrong
with the electricity!
Well, if you're gonna do it,
be the best.
Hi, I'm Lucy, and I'll be your Kostmart
training team leader.
to the Kostmart team.
Now, we work hard here,
but we play hard also.
I think we're
gonna have a good time here...
...because at Kostmart,
we're more than a store. We're family.
Now, before we get started...
...I am gonna need you all
to piss in one of these cups.
- Just relax.
I've been married for 20 years.
I know what it looks like.
You want me to get you a cola?
It's just hard to do
while you're standing there watching.
I could sell you my pee for $1 00.
I been off the pipe for two years.
Thank you, Jesus.
Unfortunately, we don't have any
positions available in Pilates or yoga.
But we are looking
for a Jeet Kun Do instructor.
Yes. I mean, that's-- Oh, my--
I thought--
I didn't even-- I didn't say that?
I was born doing...
...that.
- Hi, welcome to Kostmart.
- Watch.
Hi! Welcome to Kostmart.
Check out our makeup counter
on aisle 1 2B.
Welcome to Kostmart. Check out our
CDs. Garth Brooks on sale, aisle 51.
Welcome to Kostmart.
Your local gun emporium.
Aisle 42, hunting gear.
And the next thing I knew,
I was wearing it.
- Well, Jane.
- Hey, Veronica.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, good.
I didn't know
you worked out here.
Welcome to Kostmart. I hope
you'll take a trip by the deli today...
...for a complimentary cube
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