Full Frontal Page #4

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I'm sure you'll do just fine.

LEE:
You are aware | of the recent layoffs, correct?

MAN:
Well, yes.

LEE:
We're making some changes, | rearranging our priorities...

getting things straight, | that sort of thing.

Mmm, Are you a smoker, Brian?

I participate | when it's available,

- Are you a smoker? | - No, but I smoke,

Have you ever been caught | driving under the influence?

Under the influence of what?

"DUl"... | you're familiar with the term,

Yeah,

- Correct? | - Yeah,

No, I mean,

Do you vote | democrat or republican?

Neither, Either, | I... I vote for the best person,

- And how do you judge that? | - Uh,

- Do you know in an instant? | - Yes,

Right,

Hmm,

Oh, come on, kitten...

You know,

Nothing's changed,

since the last time | we had this discussion,

No, I'm just... | I'm too committed to my work,

to sustain a serious | relationship right now,

You know, I bring work | home with me, I'm distracted,

I'm taking a swim in Lake Me, | you know?

And, you... hey, you deserve | better, believe you me,

I would only cause you pain,

Remember how I let you | twirl my key chain?

Nice, right? | Hugging, kissing, all nice,

Now, go on, sweetie, | Go on, split, Come on, come on,

I'll call you,

If the phone doesn't ring, | it's probably me,

Oh, man,

F***ing Goebbels... | he thinks it's a toy,

"Gone to get haircut,"

What an a**hole,

LINDA:
I don't know why, | I just started that.

I don't... I just don't want | them knowing me, you know?

I don't want them knowing me.

I give... I give the name "Ann" | all the time...

because it seems like Ann is...

One,

And it's less invasive.

It's less... | or more anonymous, you know?

More invisible. | If they know me as Ann...

they don't know who really | is in the room with them.

And for some reason, | that feels good to me.

CAL VIN:
"Nicholas. | I will begin simply.

"I love you,

"Have always loved you,

"and will always love you,

"Ever since the moment | I met you,

"the love I feel for you | is overwhelming,

"When we are apart, | you are all I think about,

"and can't wait until,

"we are just even | in the same room again,

"Until then,"

I've been away a lot,

Ahem,

- Hi, | - Hi,

- Hey, Mike? | - Yes?

- Can I ask you a question? | - Yes,

- It's kind of personal, | - Shoot,

Is that your real hair?

Absolutely.

Hmm, I'm thinking of | getting some more,

Don't do that.

- Why not? | - You'll have doll head,

I don't care, I want more hair,

Low-level, free-floating | anxiety about it, you know?

I have anxiety about it,

I see homeless guys | with a full head of hair,

and I think,"What the f***?"

You know, Kirk Douglas, | what the f***...

Does Lee mind?

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