Fuck Up Page #3

not you. Well, you too, of course.

The point is, you can't talk about it.

Men are supposed to always perform.

I've made her so boring, you know.

She's not really that boring.

I wasn't supposed to live

in a townhouse. It's like a swamp.

I spent 12.000 on gravel last week.

This is different. Now I'm a hero.

- Watch out for that woman up there.

- Yeah, yeah.

I used to fight all the time. I hit a guy

with a glass, right in his face.

He lost his eye, that was when I quit.

This is something totally different.

- Do you like guinea pigs?

- I have never really thought about it.

Central calling 217.

-217 responding.

- An accident on the highway.

On the border,

the police are present.

One person with severe injuries

Condition is stable.

- Can't any of the other cars do it?

- None of them are available.

- Ok, then we'll take it.

- Ok, thanks.

Did you get it? This is your

first emergency call. Step on it.

- We're going to the border to Sweden.

- That's alright.

We'll need a neck brace

and a stretcher.

- God damn it, Glenn!

- Do you hear what I'm saying?

A neck brace and a stretcher.

Here we are.

Can you hear me?

Do you hear me? If you do,

squeeze my hand as hard as you can.

I'll report that we're coming in.

His pulse is low..

Glenn, can you hear me?

Glenn, it will be alright.

Glenn? Is there something

you need to lose?

- Do you know him?

- Halden is a small town, you know.

Jack?

I tried.

You just stay right here.

Thanks for last night.

- How was the exam?

- What are you doing here?

I found a nice car last night but forgot

how comfortable the seats are.

He's got half a pharmacy in him.

Do you know him?

Halden is a small town.

Don't be shy. We're all friends here.

I had an amazing dream last night.

I dreamt that I hate polar explorer

Barge Ousland. I despise people -

- who think

they need to go to Antarctica.

It's a walk in the park. First one

across, first one with a leg missing...

You know what, I woke up with

the goal of being the first one -

- going to Antarctica while drunk.

- Think about it.

- Rasmussen, we have a problem.

Can I talk to you?

No, no, you're staying here.

- Can we take it later?

- Glenn did not buy a new car.

- Drop by him later and then call me.

- Yes, alright.

- Do you want to watch?

- Yes, I'd really like that.

Hi, Robin. Before you go to work,

we have a problem with Glenn.

I'm not going to work, that's my dad.

I went down to him this morning,

and he was laying on the floor.

I should have gone

down there yesterday.

Tell me if you need help.

I'll call you later.

Jack, I want to talk to you.

- Do you think I'm stupid, or what?

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