From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money Page #3

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Odds of getting a cab

are about zero to none.

- No cabs come out here.

- Sh*t.

- You got car trouble?

- Yeah. Weirdest thing, man.

I hit a f***in' bat.

Messed up my vehicle real good.

Hell, you say.

Where you headed?

- That El Coyote Motel.

- I get off in about half hour.

Would you like a lift?

- Yep?

- Hey, Buck. Broke down, man.

Luther, we were starting

to worry about you, boy.

- Want us to come and get you?

- No, y'all stay put.

This old boy here

is gonna give me a lift.

Mighty decent of you, man.

I appreciate it.

No problem.

What kind of bat

did you hit?

I don't know, man.

A f***in' bat. A big one.

- You know, there's many varieties of bats.

- Yeah?

I didn't know that.

Damn thing scared the sh*t

out of me, though.

I pumped

a bullet in the bastard.

Aren't we going

the wrong direction here, man?

Is that your jeep?

Yeah.

Look, I'm kind of in a hurry here.

You know what I mean?

Just take a second.

Come on.

You said you hit a big, old f***in' bat.

Where is it?

Well, man, I imagine it

crawled off somewhere to die.

I don't see no point

in all of this.

Oh, there's a point, all right.

Victor.

Victor.

Victor.

How bad is it?

I don't think

I'm gonna make it.

Damn, man. You need to get

to a hospital, quick like.

ls this him?

Yeah, that's him.

What the f***

you talkin' about, man?

I ain't never

seen this guy in my life.

I think this belongs to you.

Victor.

- F***.

Oh, God!

Come on, f***in' bat!

Come on!

Look out for the gun!

Adios.

F***.

Boy, I'd sure like to do me...

one of them porno star b*tches.

I did me one of them

porno star b*tches once.

She had a small part

in Splendor in the Ass 2.

- You ever see that?

- No, I never saw it.

But I'd sure go rent it.

Which one is she?

She's in the scene

where Wendy West goes to the dentist.

There's this black

female dentist...

and a red-haired

dentist's helper.

I hammered the redhead.

What happened at the dentist's?

They all f*** each other.

What do you think? lt's a porno movie.

- I know this Mexican guy, Carlos.

He found out his sister

was doing porno in L.A.

So he waited till she was

doing another porno film...

and he went down to the set...

with a shotgun.

And he went completely crazy.

Carlos!

He shot the director.

- He shot the cameraman.

- No! No!

He shot the guy

who was drilling her.

And then...

he even shot the guy...

who brings the doughnuts.

Huh?

Man, this is just so cool, guys.

I mean, I'm gettin' to do

a big job with all my buddies.

- I mean, this is so great.

- Hey, Ray Bob.

Do you know who was asking about you?

- No, who?

- No one.

- Get off his ass, Jesus.

I ain't on his ass yet.

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