Fritz The Cat Page #5
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We're seeking the truth!
It's my bathtub, man.
Don't pay attention
to that Fritz.
He got a Jesus complex.
Oh, I know it.
Have some joy puff,
sweet little bird.
Hello, New York.
Heard you're having
a hash session here.
Wow, this is where it's at.
Yes, man, come join us.
Good stuff and lots of it, man.
Only close the door.
We're modest.
Har har har.
The guy's a riot.
Oh, God, I'm there.
You really there?
How is it?
-lt's...
-How is it?
That's funny.
I'm not there anymore.
Oh, sh*t.
I'm a writer.
Let's talk about it.
Ever made it
with an aardvark before?
It's a rare opportunity.
We're scarce.
Really?
I can't tell
if I'm there or not.
How do you tell?
You'll know when you are.
Oh, balls.
lt doesn't work for me.
I'm a failure
as a pot smoker.
Don't be sad.
Someday you'll make it.
Really.
Shh. I think we're here.
Do you hear anything, Ralph?
It sounds like a bunch
of degenerates in there.
Now, listen, Ralph,
you got the deeper voice.
And I want you to yell,
"Open the f***ing door."
Say the word "F***ing" because
When I say three,
you yell, "Open..."
I'm even gonna ad-lib.
No ad-libbing, Ralph.
Let me call them pre-verts.
What's a pre-vert?
A pre-vert is a degenerate,
didn't you know that?
A pre-vert's a degenerate?
Didn't you have no bringing up?
I got bar-mitzvahed.
You ain't supposed
to laugh, Ralph!
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