Friends with Money Page #2

-It's a fact.

-How is that actually possible?

-I don't know.

I guess if you didn't really

wanna see it, it could be avoided.

Oh, God, it is so sad.

Should we give Olivia money?

Oh, no. No, not again.

Well, I feel bad.

She's cleaning houses.

Well, it's her choice. I mean,

she could be doing something else.

I know, but....

Should we hire her?

To clean our hou--? Are you crazy?

Our house?

God, no.

I bet she'd get really stoned

and become a cleaning maniac.

-I bet she's really good.

-Yeah.

No, no, no. That's much worse

than giving her money.

No. No way.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm kind of sick of modern.

I swear to God, I feel like as soon

as we did it, everybody else did too.

You have good taste.

Or else I'm incredibly trendy.

I think it should be very minimalist.

-A minimalist family room?

-Yeah.

You know, just the necessities.

Beige, gray...

...maybe a shock of color somewhere,

like an orange lamp in the corner...

...or something like that, you know?

So all the cleaning supplies

are under the sink in the kitchen.

-Guess I'm pretty messy.

-No. That's okay.

I mean, that's what I'm here for.

This is the kitchen.

I don't have a dishwasher.

So can you come on Mondays?

Yeah. Mondays are good.

And how much do you charge?

Well, let's see.

About $65.

I was kind of hoping for 50.

I don't usually charge that little.

Right.

-Okay.

-Really?

Yeah.

All right. Thank you.

How much farther

up my ass can you get?

-F*** you!

-You're buying fruit!

Sad, sad, sad.

So this guy is showing me

his disgusting house...

...which clearly

he's self-conscious about.

Then he has the nerve

to ask me to take less money.

-What did you say?

-I said okay.

-Why? Olivia.

-Because--

If this guy is so pathetic he has

to haggle, I should just do it.

I mean,

that guy's worse off than I am.

Or you are too scared

to stick to your price.

God, I don't understand how you can

clean somebody else's toilet.

I can barely touch my own.

-You don't touch your own.

-I know it.

Now, let me ask you a question.

-What's with your hair?

-What do you mean?

Well, I mean...

...is that goop or is that just dirty?

No, I guess it's dirty.

-It doesn't look good.

-lf I wash it too much, it dries it out.

I don't wanna talk anymore.

Gonna get a sample.

-Jane?

-Hey.

-Olivia, this is Maya.

-Hi, Maya. How you doing?

Your clothes are everywhere.

Seen them at Barneys.

Yeah, we're doing well.

Hey, congratulations.

-Obviously, you had your baby.

-Yeah. Yeah.

Jane, Olivia, this is Tal.

-Tal?

-Hi.

We had the hardest time

agreeing on a name.

What if he turns out short, Maya?

You know, we actually thought about

that. My husband is kind of short.

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