Friday After Next

Synopsis: Craig and Day Day have finally moved out of their parents houses and into their own crib. The cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they team up to track him down.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Marcus Raboy
Production: New Line Cinema
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
35
Rotten Tomatoes:
26%
R
Year:
2002
85 min
$32,983,713
Website
4,369 Views

'Twas the night before Christmas,

and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring,

not even a mouse.

Goddamn, Day-Day.

Take it all.

One, two, get up, three.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby.

Eyes cocked like a pistol.

All I want, Santa Claus,

is two fat bitches and a bag of weed

and two bags of chips

to give to the fat bitches.

What the...

Damn, these niggas are broke.

No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.

lt's a damn shame.

All l want is two fat bitches

and some cheeseburgers

so Cheeco can lick on them

and two years' supply

of rolling paper.

Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.

This gonna be good right here.

I'm so hungry.

What the hell

you doin' in my house

eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?

Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.

Where's the milk and cookies?

Santa Claus!

Shit!

You better get your ass outta here!

Goddamn!

Day-Day! Day-Day!

All I want is a fat bitch with

a name belt that say ''Glitter'' on it.

Day-Day! Help me, man!

Merry Christmas, motherfucker!

As you can see.

I got my black ass

back in the ghetto.

the only place

where you can get robbed

by Santa Claus

on Chistmas Eve.

Shit!

I don't know if I can handle

another goddamn Friday.

This shit hurt.

Day-Day! Wake up, man!

We just got robbed!

Get your scary ass up, man!

I know you heard that shit!

Get out of here, man!

Wake your ass up!

Come on, man,

I gotta call the po-po!

What you say? Damn.

We just got robbed, Cheeco.

Unit 415. man

in the middle of the street.

Then what happened?

Then I caught him.

I hit him, like, four times.

I would've been a boxer,

but I was in Special Education.

I'm telling you,

I was whooping his ass!

Craig got to fightin' with him,

he beat his ass.

- Go check out the bedrooms.

- Sure.

What else did he get?

Like I said,

he took all of our presents,

he took my CD collection,

he even took

Day-Day's baby pictures.

And he got our speaker

with all our rent money in it.

Rent money!

- Sit your ass down!

- Who got the rent money?!

You ain't about to do nothin'.

Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.

Where was you when he was

beatin' my ass with that tree?

- Craig, my leg is hurtin', man.

- Good!

Yeah, he got

the rent money. All of it.

You're positive he was dressed

like Santa Claus?

Jolly white fat guy,

little red suit,

couple elves packin' the bags.

He's a project Santa Claus.

Picture Ol' Dirty Bastard

in a Santa Claus suit.

Can you picture that?

Do you know who

Ol' Dirty Bastard is?

I'm not big on that.

You oughta be nervous.

You a black cop.

You two motherfuckers huddle up

or something and find this dude.

Stay right there.

I ain't goin' nowhere.

- Calm down.

- I'm calm.

- You're gonna sit in the car.

- Do your fucking job!

You're pushing the wrong buttons.

We the victims, man.

That victim shit is way overblown.

Just sit there and shut up.

Asshole.

Santa Claus strikes again.

Makes me want to go home

and lock up all my shit.

You gotta stop talking

to the police like that.

Shut up! You better stop

talking to me like that.

I could kick your ass

for the way you actin' this morning.

We gonna have our Christmas party?

How we gonna have a party

with our apartment looking like this?

We can't cancel the party, man!

What about the hos we had coming?

I invited some nice-ass girls.

They gonna f*ck for a buck,

do something strange

for a little piece of change,

and I know we gonna

make them holler for a dollar.

One said they was gonna

suck my dick from the back.

I ain't never had that

ever happen to me.

I'm trying to go see

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