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I don't know who your friend is

but you guys should start

the Idiot Freedom Front

and free yourselves from stupidity.

There's no secret base

and there's definitely no time...

...machine?

Ah!

Ha!

Ah! Yeah!

Ah!

A-ha!

Let's go.

Hey, just because I'm following you

does not mean I am following you.

Follow me.

Did you not hear what I said?

I'm not following you!

There's just no other way...

- Ah! No!

- Ah!

Decontamination complete.

- What is that?

- Ow! It's a map, you idiot.

A map! Will it lead us

to the time machine?

They aren't just gonna write

time machine on the...

- Oh, man.

- Where is it?

It's, uh...

Oh, we follow the blue line.

The blue line, of course!

Of course.

We'll both follow the blue line

and get to the time machine

and stop Thanksgiving.

Welcome to the team.

Like two pieces of twine

woven together,

we are a strong and beautiful braid.

Yeah, if we're gonna do this,

you're gonna have to stop being weird.

Ten-hut!

You don't have to touch me

when you talk to me.

Okay, don't touch me, in fact.

Whoa!

Enemy approaching!

What are you doing?

They almost got us.

Us? They almost got you!

We are not an "us".

I'm a flock of one.

I'm a Ione wolf, ese.

El Solo Lobo.

Witness the awesome power

of the pardoned turkey.

Get back!

Hey, guys, Reggie here.

I don't even recognize you.

You guys must be new.

You guys are never gonna believe

what I've been through.

- Should we report this?

- Too much paperwork.

- Let's roast him.

- Copy that.

Chrononaut One,

are you ready

to be the first human being

to travel through time?

Yes, sir!

He'd better be. The chances

of survival are almost zero.

Wait, you never said anything...

That's on a need to know basis, sir.

Why are they trying to kill me?

Huh, I just want to go back

to being a pardoned turkey.

I had slippers. Slippers.

What are you doing?

I've got this completely under control.

Are you crazy?

You've had nothing under...

It's an old TFF trick.

It's called sound diversion.

Are you kidding me?

Control, we have a contaminant

in Chamber 47.

Copy that. What type, Agent?

Uh, a turkey, sir.

That is very weird, Agent.

Copy that.

How do we address it, sir?

Uh, with cranberry sauce.

Funny, right?

But seriously, we should deal

with the contaminant.

Copy that. All units report to Level H.

Exterminate with extreme prejudice.

Go, go, go!

Mr. President,

once the countdown starts,

we will not be able to stop it.

Understood, General.

T-minus three

minutes and counting.

- There they are.

- Ah!

Ah!

There's no way

I'm going near that thing.

Reggie, this is our destiny!

My destiny has pizza

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