Freaky Deaky Page #5
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- 2012
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or the real one?
Both.
Well, the real reason is because
I put Woody in jail.
His lawyer called the mayor's office,
they dropped in
on the department.
Got the assault charge against
Woody withdrawn
on the grounds that he was
the one assaulted, not you,
and I overreacted.
So that's the real reason,
what's the official one?
Having a residence outside
the city limits.
You're kidding?
You have to live in Detroit?
Yeah, that's one of the rules.
So why don't you?
Well, I did.
Up until last week.
My... My girl kicked me out,
so I'm staying
at my dad's place.
I got you fired.
No, you did not.
Woody did.
I don't want you to give that another
thought, okay?
I'll handle it.
How about a grilled cheese sandwich
and a cup of coffee?
If I have any bread.
And coffee.
What you don't have is furniture.
Furniture can wait.
(PHONE RINGING)
- Hey, Mom.
DONNELL:
- Greta?You like Greta or you like Ginger?
- I like Ginger myself.
- Who is this?
There seems to be some
misunderstanding.
I believe we can settle this matter
and you will be happy, Ginger?
This is his lawyer?
Yeah, I'll talk with the man
and get back to you.
That's Woody's chauffeur
pretending to be his lawyer;
it's Donnell.
They know where I live.
You'll be safer at my dad's,
just until I get this thing
figured out, all right?
Look, I'm not a kid.
I don't need you to take care of me.
I know that.
ROBIN:
Ready? Listen.So now you're waiting, what, hoping
maybe he'll drink himself to death?
- Mark?
MARK:
- Huh?What would you say if you
didn't have to wait?
If Woody were to
suddenly disappear?
How?
In a cloud of smoke.
Is this like a magic trick?
Something like it, only better.
Better? Okay.
How?
Because once he disappears,
What would you say to that?
I'd say how much is a trick
like that worth?
50 million, right?
Might not be that much.
There's one thing
you have to do.
What?
Give me a key to Woody's limo.
Okay.
Don't look so surprised, Skip.
You get me that key,
I'll put the bomb in the trunk;
he opens the door,
great balls of fire.
What if he opens the other door?
I'll wire 'em both.
Hey Donnell, who would you
rather pork?
This brunette or...
that Swedish broad?
The brunette, because she has
my favorite kind of body on her.
Right.
Hey, where's my weed?
You must have left it
in the car.
Be right back.
Damn.
It's been like two weeks ago.
Pick up most of
then left it in...
Somebody don't like the man.
...b*tch!
Mr. Woody, if the brunette wouldn't
straighten her hair,
I'd tell the bimbo to get a wig.
Put a musical.
It goes better with weed.
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