Frat Star Page #2

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It's a joke.

Take 'em.

Take 'em from me, with my love.

All right, look, seriously,

you're gonna be okay here,

all right?

Just follow Billy's lead.

He'll show you the ropes, okay?

All right, dad.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

- Bye.

- Bye.

See you, dad.

- Welcome back, Roomie.

- Hey.

You say goodbye

to mommy and daddy?

- Yeah, they're gone.

- Good.

Okay, what's your

pregame preference?

Uh, I was gonna

go to orientation.

Orientation, my friend,

we know our gender, all right?

Not needed. What're you

already working on?

Um, it's just

the financial aid form.

There's a meeting

this afternoon.

There's nothing on it right now.

It's, uh, it's blank.

There's nothing on it right now.

Okay, Nick, um,

this is gonna sound crazy.

You're not gonna

understand this,

but, uh, no one can

know about this.

Why?

The people in this world,

they're insane.

And if they find out

that you are on financial aid,

they're gonna rip

your f***ing face off.

Uh, that doesn't make any sense.

And I know,

I know it's crazy, dude.

My dad doesn't make

any money, either, okay?

He's on some f***ing boat

in the middle of nowhere

with his next ex-wife,

but nobody knows about that,

and nobody

can know about this either,

because if they do,

there's no hope for you.

You understand?

Uh, not really,

but, uh, okay, um,

yeah, I'll keep between us,

not tell anybody..

- Okay, okay.

- Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Wow, that was intense.

- Oh, man.

- Okay.

Oh, my god.

Hi, ladies.

- Do you like fireball?

- -Yeah.

- Wow, I'm Billy.

- Olivia.

I like that name.

Do you know my friend Nick?

- No. Hello.

- Hi.

- Nicholas Cooper.

- Hey.

- Hi. I like your glasses.

- What's your guys' major?

- Art.

- Me, too.

- His is, too!

- Aw!

We'll probably have

a class together maybe.

- No, we're just visiting.

- What is this?

You drink that up, man.

It's America in a bottle.

- You never had fireball before?

- Smells like cinnamon gum.

- Oh, this is so cute

- oh, that's so cute.

- Ah! What is wrong with you?!

- Are you kidding me?!

I'm sorry.

- Jesus Christ, get out! -You know

what, ladies, thank you for coming.

We're gonna clean this up,

and we're gonna be with you

- outside in just one minute. -Good

luck getting into any house,

- you f***ing pussies.

- Such losers!

All right, bye-bye.

Wow. That went well.

I want you to practice

sipping that,

and, uh, you're gonna...

No, it's gonna be fine.

No, that's... that's...

It's... it's not me, okay.

That's, that's obviously

not my thing.

Nick, come on, man, you had one

little bump, we're gonna rebound.

We're gonna go to this party

and everything's

gonna be awesome, okay?

I don't wanna go to a party.

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