Frat Pack Page #5

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[laughing]

Fatima. I know. I got it.

No, I don't think you pronounce

it like that, okay, guys?

I think it's "Fa-tima."

You know,

it's like a beautiful song.

No way! It's "Fat-ima,"

but she's actually fat!

You don't get it.

No, I got it.

- We got it.

- I f***ing got it.

Oh, you don't get it.

- Yeah, we get it.

- We get it.

[Amy] We are taking a different

route to those idiots, right?

There's really only one route.

And they're great guys,

anyway.

That English dude

seems kind of cute.

Oh, yeah?

I guess he is kind of cute.

A Brit fingered me once.

No complaints.

[Joey] All right, we gotta swing

by Kush's yard and get rigged up.

[Fridge] Yeah.

- Wait, what does that mean?

- Marijuana.

Oh.

I don't think

we have time, guys.

We should just keep driving.

Just keep on driving.

- No, this party's gonna be a rager.

- Yeah. Honk, honk!

We gotta do sh*t right.

I'm not showing up

empty-handed.

Yeah, look, I... I don't wanna be the

sort of party pooper or whatever.

I'm not really comfortable

with the whole drugs thing,

you know,

it's not really my thing.

I've just applied

for a job and...

No, f*** that! We're gonna rage

like true frat stars, all right?

We're gonna get you some Smir

to get things started,

some brewskis to keep the form,

a little... [sniffs]

bombers to keep things going,

f***ing...

You know,

and do shots to black out

and do whatever the f*** you do

when you're blacked out.

And then... you know,

smoke a doob to level out

and then snort a ripper in the

morning to get back on track.

[Joey, Fridge laughing]

- You know what I'm saying?

- Good time!

I have no idea

what you just said.

You guys remember Steve Collins?

Oh. Skeazy Steve.

Don't even go there.

That's right! You and Skeazy Steve

had a skeazy sesh together.

- Oh!

- It was freshman year.

It was so long ago,

I can pretend it never happened.

But it did happen.

Oh, it definitely happened.

So, what are we talking about, here?

Intercourse?

No. Just a good old

college beej.

- Ew! She had Skeazy Steve's wiener in her mouth.

- Ugh!

[imitates gagging] Oh!

I love giving blowj*bs.

No, you don't.

No girl actually likes it.

No girl likes blowj*bs.

I do.

You know what it is? Guys watch

too much porn these days.

- Yes.

- Yeah, we're not porn stars.

We're not!

Skeazy Steve tried to

jizz on my face.

- Stop.

- Yeah.

- As if girls actually want that.

- Ew...

- You didn't let him, did you?

- God...

[siren wailing in distance]

[man] F*** you, man!

[woman screams]

Is this area safe?

F*** yeah. This is my hood, yo.

This isn't actually

your hood, yo.

We'd be back where we came from, right?

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