Frasier Page #5
Season #1- TV-PG
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- 1993
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Niles:
Funny you should mention that. Maris and I were justdiscussing this. We feel we should do more to share the
responsibility.
Frasier:
You mean you'd take him in?Niles:
[laughs incredulously] Dear God, no! But we would bewilling to help you pay for a home care worker.
Frasier:
A what?Niles:
You know, someone who cooks and cleans and can help Dad withhis physical therapy.
Niles:
I know of an agency -let me arrange for them to send a fewpeople over to meet with you.
Frasier:
Niles, I can't thank you enough! I, I, I feel thisoverwhelming urge to hug you!
Niles:
Remember what Mom always said: "A handshake is as good as ahug."
Frasier:
Wise woman.They shake hands.
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Scene Six -Apartment
A woman is standing in the hallway, talking to Frasier.
Frasier:
I have never been more impressed with a human beingin my life!
He closes the door on her. Cut to inside the apartment. Martin is
in The Armchair; Eddie is on the couch.
Frasier:
[angry] Now what was wrong with that one?!Martin:
She was casing the joint.Frasier:
"Casing the joint!" She spent two years with Mother Teresa!Martin:
Well, if I were Mother Teresa, I'd check my jewellery box!The doorbell rings.
Frasier:
Oh, this is the last one. Can you please try to keep anopen mind?
He opens the door to Daphne Moon, a British woman in her twenties.
She is adjusting her bra as Frasier opens the door.
Daphne:
Oh! Hello -caught me with my hand in the biscuit tin![takes her hand out and shakes Frasier's] I'm Daphne, Daphne
Moon.
Frasier:
Frasier Crane. Please come in.Daphne:
Thank you. [enters]Frasier:
Er, this is my father, Martin Crane. Dad, this is DaphneMoon.
Daphne:
Nice to meet you. [sees Eddie] Oh, and who might this be?Frasier:
[darkly] That is Eddie.Martin:
I call him "Eddie Spaghetti."Daphne:
Oh, he likes pasta?Martin:
No, he has worms.Frasier:
Er, have a seat, Miss Moon.Daphne:
Daphne. Thank you. [sees The Armchair and pats it] Oh, willyou look at that. What a comfy chair! It's like I always
say, start with a good piece and replace the rest when you
can afford it.
She smiles at Frasier. So does Martin. Daphne sits on the couch.
Frasier:
Yes. Well, er, perhaps you should start by telling us alittle bit about yourself, Miss Moon.
Daphne:
Well, I'm originally from Manchester, England...Frasier:
Oh really, did you hear that, Dad?Martin:
I'm three feet away. There's nothing wrong with my hearing.
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