Frankenhooker Page #3

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That I dreamed I exploded

Like aerosol cans sometimes do.

I blew with such force

that my bones became shrapnel.

And leveled the town

except the small chapel.

My teeth flew like bullets.

I didn't know what was happening.

They killed everyone in sight.

Except for the Chaplin.

And then, thanks to him,

we were happily wed.

Even though at the time, I...

think we were both dead.

The end.

I know it's not the best

poem in the world, but...

I want you to have it.

Goodnight Elisabeth.

I 'll Se you tomorrow.

It's six hundred volts more

or otherwise there's gonna be...

spider veins or I might get stuck

with a chicken leg.

No, that's...

How can I have gone too far?

Now I'm nitpicking.

I gotta have more wattage.

Otherwise I'm not gonna be happy.

I can't...

I don't wanna...

I can't.. I cant fell guilty now.

I don't wanna feel guilty now.

I just...

I just wanna make life.

I mean, you know.

I just wanna bring you back Elisabeth,

you know.

I mean in order for you to...

to live, I mean, somebody's gotta

take your place, you know?

I mean somebody

has to die for you to live.

Gettin' a cluster headache.

And as you can see

from this lovely map right here

we have some very exciting weather

arriving here in about two days.

More thunder and lightning and electricity

than you've ever enjoyed before.

Haha, very spooky.

Very spooky.

And just right for you

mad doctors out there:

It's great.

Two days.

Two days.

I gotta find her fresh parts

in two days.

OK. I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

I just gotta relax.

Relax. The key to this whole

thing is relaxation.

Relax, Calm down

and relax.

I can't relax.

Just gotta get right up from here.

Some people need drugs...

Some people need booze...

I just need a little surgical assistance.

Five-o-seven?

No, twenty-one, no...

Twenty-two.

Goodnight twenty-two.

OK. I gotta get

some...

Stewardesses.

Stewardesses.

Take the Van Wyck express way

out to Kennedy airport.

I'll walk on to the plane.

I've got a maintenance uniform on.

Girls! Ahh, there's a screw loose

in the luggage stool.

You gotta follow me and get off the plane.

I'll get them in the back of my van.

I'll tie them up

with the extension chords.

It's no good. That's not gonna work.

It's ridiculous.

Nobody's gonna believe that.

I don't care how stupid they are.

OK.

All right, now we try this again.

Now we're gonna come up

with something here.

The hole is already bored.

That..

That's it.

Okay, okay.

Why, it's..

It's so simple.

If I need female body parts...

Then I'll buy female body parts.

And there's a place across the river

where there's thousands of women

Anxious to sell their parts.

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