Frances Ha Page #5

- The F is on the other side of the bridge, on

East Broadway. - You'll see a 99-cent store.

Okay. Yeah.

I should go.

Is that chick really

moving to Portland?

- Yeah.

- Before you go, do us another dance.

Okay-

[Laughing]

["Modern Love "]

I know when to go out...

or when to stay in.

Get things done.

[Shouts, Laughs]

I catch the paperboy

But things don't really change

I'm standing in the wind

But I never wave bye-bye

But I try

I try

- Never gonna fall for

- Modern love

[Shouting]

- What time you get in last night?

- Late. Like 1:
00.

Why didn't you come in

and say hi?

I'm sorry.

I thought you were asleep.

I wasn't asleep.

I heard you come in.

Then you knew

what time I got in?

I'm working on some sample skits

for Saturday Night Live.

A producer said I could probably

get a job writing for them.

- Cool.

- Such a lie.

- Guys, this is Nessa.

- [Benji] Hey.

Hello. I'm Frances.

Lev and I were gonna make

bacon-egg bagels. You want some?

Oh, no. Thanks, though.

I wanted to go to the Met...

and I have to deposit this check

and drop off my laundry.

A whole Sunday planned.

- [Lev] Ever ridden on a motorcycle?

- [Nessa] Once.

[Lev]

It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700.

- Are you impressed?

- Very. Mm-hmm.

So why do you want

to live together?

Well, I met Benji

through my friend Sophie.

- Where is Sophie these days?

- Busy with work.

- Which Sophie?

- Sophie Levy.

Get out!

I f***ed her little brother.

Oh, you f***ed Thomas.

- Yeah.

- You f***ed who?

- How do you know her? - We went to college

together, and we're the same person.

- You're that Frances!

- But we have different hair.

That's what we say.

Yeah, I'm that Frances.

- She speaks so highly of you.

- Well, we're best friends.

She's been to my house

for Christmas three times.

- Why doesn't she go to her own house?

- She's Jewish.

- She was saying last week she loved you.

- You saw her last week?

- When did you f*** her brother? - Where

were you guys? - I met you last night.

- We were at that restaurant, Po.

- Who were you f***ing last week, Lev?

Is that a good restaurant?

Was she with -

Who was she with?

Me and Thomas and that guy

she dates, Patch.

- Double-date.

- And some girl. Lena?

- Lisa. C*nt.

- Who were you f***ing last week, Frances?

- I make love.

- Frances:
undateable.

- Aren't you a lot older than Sophie?

- No. We went to college together.

- Hmm. You seem older.

- I'm a couple months older.

Like, a lot older...

but less, like, grown up.

It's weird.

You have an older face.

But, like, you don't have

your sh*t together.

Nessa can't come from sex.

Only 69.

That's a crazy helmet.

Got to. Motorcycle law.

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