Four Weddings and a Funeral Page #5

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I assumed since we slept together,

we'd be getting married.

What did you think?

What?

I...

Gosh, you know, that...

...takes a lot of thinking about,

that kind of thing.

Obviously, I'm...

You're joking.

God! For a moment there, I thought

I was in Fatal Attraction.

I thought you were Glenn Close and I'd

find my pet rabbit on the stove.

No.

But I think we've both missed

a great opportunity here.

Bye.

Oh, f***!

F***.

F***.

Fuckity, f***.

F***. F***!

- Car or taxi?

- Taxi. We could never park.

Car seems a good idea.

- F***.

- F***.

Leave it. No one will notice.

Well...

...sorry I'm late. Traffic.

Yeah.

Who is it today?

One more, please.

They're ready to go.

In the name of the Father...

...and of the Son...

...and of the Holy Spirit.

Amen.

Let us pray.

Father, you have made the bond of

marriage a holy mystery...

...a symbol of Christ's love

for His church.

Hear our prayers for

Bernard and Lydia...

...through your son, Jesus Christ

our lord...

...who lives and reigns with you...

...and the Holy goat.

Ghost.

One God, forever and ever. Amen.

It's his first time.

He's a friend of the family.

- Excellent.

- Bernard and Lydia...

...I shall now ask if you freely

undertake the obligations of marriage.

Bernard, repeat after me:

I do solemnly declare...

I do solemnly declare...

...that I know not of

any lawful impediment...

...that I know not of any

lawful impediment...

...why I, Lydia...

...why I, Bernard...

Sorry.

Why I...

...Bernard Godfrey

Saint John Delaney...

Why I, Bernard Geoffrey

"St. John" Delaney...

...may not be joined

in matrimony...

...to Lydia John Hibbott.

...may not be joined

in matrimony...

...to Lydia Jane Hibbott.

Lydia...

...repeat after me:

I do solemnly declare...

I do solemnly declare...

...that I know not of any

lawful impediment...

...that I know not of any

lawful impediment...

...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott...

...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott...

...may not be joined in matrimony...

...may not be joined in matrimony...

...to Bernard Geoffrey...

..."St. John" Delaney.

...to Bernard...

...Geoffrey...

...St. John Delaney.

I call upon those persons here

present to witness...

I call upon those persons here

present to witness...

...that I, Bernard...

...Delaney...

...that I, Bernard Delaney...

...do take thee,

Lydia Jane Hibbott...

...do take thee,

Lydia Jane Hibbott...

...to be my awful wedded wife.

...to be my lawful wedded wife.

That's r... That's right.

May almighty God bless you all.

The Father, the Son and the

Holy spigot... Spirit.

Amen.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Thanks.

- We're coming, Bernie.

- Up here!

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

That way? Yes, of course.

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