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I have another movie

we can watch after this.

What is it?

Headless. My brother stole

it from the video store.

He stole it?

Yeah.

Is it gross?

I don't know.

I haven't seen it yet.

What's it rated?

Unrated.

Unrated?

Help!

This is stupid,

isn't it?

I don't know.

Somebody help me!

No! No!

No!

Help! Help! Help!

Somebody, help me!

Help me!

No, no, no, no!

No!

Please don't!

No, no, no!

No!

Please stop!

Gross.

Please stop!

That's great.

Oh, no, no!

Your brother's

really sick.

Man, that head

looks so fake.

Are you okay?

This is gross.

You big p*ssy. Maybe you should

stick to PG-13 horror movies.

No!

Shut up.

At least

that's pretty cool.

- What?

- The makeup.

Oh. Yeah.

Are you shaking?

No.

Yes, you are. You're

scared. No, I'm not.

Little Marty's afraid.

Cut it out.

Just watch the movie.

All right. Just try not

to sh*t yourself.

Why are you teasing me?

I'm just playing.

Chill out.

The idea that

Steve uses this movie for inspiration...

Makes me feel dirty.

No!

I imagine Steve doing all the

things the killer does in the movie.

What the...

No!

I wonder if he wears a mask.

I wonder if he uses a machete

to kill his victims.

I wonder if he eats their eyes.

Did this movie turn

my brother into a killer?

Will it make me

wanna kill people too?

I think I'm a little

smarter than that.

Besides, I can't even defend myself

against bullies in the school bathroom.

How would I ever have enough courage to

take a knife out and end someone's life?

Weak. Really f***in' weak.

Yeah!

That was the weakest

horror movie I've ever seen.

It didn't even

have a story.

It's a slasher. It doesn't

have to have a story.

Freeze!

Well, I don't care what it was.

Why in the hell did we watch it?

I thought it was

going to be good.

You thought wrong.

What's wrong with you?

I'm bored.

That's it?

I thought we were

gonna have fun tonight.

I thought we were.

You wanna watch another movie?

I don't think

you can handle another one.

Told you I wasn't scared.

Yeah, you are. You're

lying. No, I'm not.

You couldn't stop shaking

during the whole thing.

Maybe Marcus and Levi

were right.

What?

Maybe you do have a small penis.

What did you say?

I said maybe you do

have a small dick.

Are you crying?

You wanna see something

really scary?

A bowling ball bag?

Are you kidding me?

It's not the bowling ball

bag. It's what's inside.

Like the movie, right? I

guess there's a head in there.

Maybe.

And I guess

you want me to open it.

If you want to.

I'm not making you.

Oh, man.

What did your brother do,

Take a sh*t in this thing?

Scared?

F*** you.

This is the last time

I'll spend the night with you.

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