Forget Paris Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 101 min
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You're american.Yes.
On behalf of the airline,
i would like to apologize for any problem...
Problem?
There's no problem.
You lost my father; my rear end has
become molded to a plastic chair;
And i've got amazing gas
I've never been happier in my life.
That's very funny, really. You have a
delightfully sharp way of expressing yourself.
A terrible thing has been done to you,
and we are very sorry.
You have every right
to insult, belittle...
And abuse the staff
who have tried to help you.
In fact, we thank you,
and we voted you "traveler of the month."
So, congratulations.
- Is there anything else you'd like to say?
- No, i think that's it.
Good.
We found your father.
evidently, it was mis-Tagged.
See? You should always
tip more at the curb.Oh, definitely.
Then it accidentally
was sent to switzerland.Switzerland?
We had some trouble
dealing with them.They're vicious.
They punched holes in my cheese.
I thought they were neutral.
They insisted on holding your father
in quarantine for health reasons.
He's dead! He has no health.
He's been de-Healthed.
Hey, there he is. Okay?
Let's get out of here.
Oh.
Do you have
the claim checks?Why?
that look exactly alike?
My coffin has red yarn
on the handle.
Hey, what are you doing?
We have to make sure
that this is your father.
If it's an angry little guy giving you the
finger, it's him. Don't make me look at him.
I'm sorry, but with all the confusion,
i really need you to identify him.
Then put him on his stomach,
because i'm used to seeing him walk away.
Right.
- Okay?
- Okay.
It's enough.
It'll be fine. Come on.
Waiter? Pardon, monsieur.
Garcon!Ooh, that looks good.
Hi.
Are you alone?Alone? I don't even
have silverware.
Sit down.Thanks.
What exactly is that?
This?
I don't know.
I thought i'd ordered a martini,
but apparently i ordered a backyard.
Are you hungry?
Can i order you the wrong thing?
Oh, no, thank you.
I'm on my way out for the evening.
Yeah, i noticed.
Auto show?
No, actually,
i'm going to the opera.Oh.
Don't leave
until the fat lady sings.
Oh, i never do.
Waiter, please.
This is ri...
Oh, it's a loaner.
I didn't have a jacket.Right. I guessed.
But it's a good look for me, don't you think?
Yeah, it's you.
And i don't even know you.
Anyway, i really have to go,
But i wanted to drop by to tell you
that everything is taken care of.
We'll deliver the casket
to the cemetery.
A car will pick you up at 8:00 and
bring you back to the airport.
For your return flight,
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