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I said it was private!
And you can hang
all your pictures.
Okay, now don't mind the odor.
It's a bit pungent.
That's Bubbie.
She's still lingering,
but that'll be gone.
It'll be dissipated.
Look at this, though.
Look at this personal space.
Invaluable in New York, right?
This is a bedroom, or is it?
Or is it a dance studio? I don't
know, there's so much space here.
I mean, can you believe this?
And the closet space?
Forget the windows, the windows
It's like living
on the sun!
These hardwood floors,
if there was a knot in the floor
big enough for my ding-dong,
I would f***
the sh*t out of them.
Good. Good. How could you trick me?
You know I hate her.
'Cause you need a place to
stay and she needs a roommate.
I don't want to.
I know.
Fine. Okay.
Okay.
The place is amazing.
You're right, okay? Right?
Yes, the windows are huge,
the floors are lovely, okay'?
What is that?
Is that a pedicure chair?
It is for my back.
Okay, it's for her back.
She's got a bad back.
What is all this sh*t?
I don't know.
Stop touching
Bubbie's things!
Okay, you, you,
let's go, outside.
Don't touch it!
In the hallway.
Conference, family conference.
Get over here.
Yeah, I know, pouting!
We're gonna take a walk.
B*tch one and b*tch two, go. I
need a minute of your time, okay?
A minute where
you are just neutral
and you're not
judging each other
and you're not holding
onto all this sh*t.
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
Open your hearts, please.
Indulge me. Please.
Oh, god bless you!
Thank you, Katherine.
You guys, together,
could take this place
from nursing home
to "let's nurse some
cocktails at home," right?
I'm talking about a trip to Design
Within Reach led by Lauren,
street-art done by Katie,
I'm talking about getting rid of
that floral print monstrosity,
taking it outside, pissing
on it and burning it,
and then you know what, we'll
replace it with something simple,
something from...
I don't know.
Now, I want you to open your
eyes on the count of three.
And I want you to
see your new home.
And I don't want you to
thank me right away,
but overtime, yes, I think
I'm owed a little thanks.
One, two, three.
I release you.
It does sound like
a nice place to live.
Yeah, almost as nice as that neighborhood
you left me in so I could get raped.
What?
You were raped?
- No, but I could have been.
- God!
Why can't my friends
be f***in' friends?
Whenever I smell urine,
it reminds me
of the time
you peed in my hair.
Oh! There was a bump! What do
you want me to say about it?
There was no bump!
Okay, stop it!
You two hate each other
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