Fonzy Page #3

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Call the Bar...

You aren't a member of the Bar?

A mere formality.

Chasseigne sent me the whole file,

the subpoena issued to the clinic

by your children and...

This.

What is it?

To try to persuade you,

the 142 kids

want you to know who they are.

There's a profile of each of your kids.

They're not my kids.

You don't have to open it.

I'm gonna eat you all!

I opened the envelope.

I shouldn't have but I did.

And at random...

Just guess...

Guess which file I pick at random.

How should I know?

Marvin!

This is wild!

Go!

Sh*t!

My genes were on that pitch.

He's my son!

It's like an extension of me

scored the game-winner.

Are your kids soccer pros?

Net as far as I knew

but they don't tell me everything.

Know what?

If you're subpoenaed,

we can plead mental alienation.

What?

We're going up

against a well-organised group.

Plead mental alienation.

Since the 1883 law

on diminished responsibility, if we show

during the trial,

that you were mentally unstable

at the time of the deed,

not one contract is valid.

But I don't have any mental problems.

If we see a shrink,

say it exactly that same way.

Pass, Diego!

What's his position?

No idea.

He's going to score.

- Sh*t!

- He's incoherent but he scores.

Can't you try passing to us?

Give me a break! I netted it!

Sure, but you're playing solo!

That blew you away!

After New York, Paris!

35 meters shorter

but with the same name

'Liberty Enlightening the World'.

The Statue of Liberty

is in fact its nickname.

Tall, free and revolutionary,

yet one huge mystery remains.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

No idea?

Because its designer, Bartholdi,

needed an empty head for the restaurant.

Don't go, ladies.

Chill, pal,

time for the Eiffel Tower.

How ya doin'?

sorry-

For Sybille Faber?

Yep.

I'm her dad, I want to play a trick.

Can I take it up?

What if you're a nutter

who hacks her up

and scatters the parts?

The cops will come hasslin' me!

I don't have an axe.

So take her p up

if that's what you're into.

Stop 'rt, Ben, don't: be a bastard.

Your money. I'm four euros short.

That's OK.

I didn't do a thing, I swear.

You can't dump me like this.

At least come and say it to my face.

It's not my fault!

Miss, it doesn't matter

about the four euros because...

You've won your p.

You've won

our Super Mozza sweepstakes.

A free pizza.

for anyone who orders mozzarella

on their pizza.

At Al Capone P,

we care about our customers.

F*** you, Ben!

We believe in a more humane p...

Miss?

Sh*t!

- Let me go.

- You can't leave!

Get off my back!

You can't just walk out of here!

I'm going home!

This place sucks!

Sybille!

Calm down.

Who are you, sir?

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