Flodder 3 Page #8

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There it is.

-My car!

In front of my house!

How can it be here?

Isn't this 52 Acacialaan?

Yes, why?

Did you report the stolen car?

Yes.

A white convertible. This one?

Yes, but the thing is...

So you've got it back.

Was it ever stolen?

You have to understand...

-We don't like false reports.

Did you think we have nothing

better to do?

And your insurance company won't

like this scam either.

I'll be keeping an eye on you.

Goodbye.

That almost ended badly.

-We'll have to be smarter next time.

Yes, speaking.

-My name's Rick, I'm a movie producer.

You were very good at the last

audition.

What are you on about?

Who are you anyway?

-Of course you don't remember me.

I was in the middle of a production,

so we couldn't really talk.

But what I saw looked very good.

I don't know what you mean.

Is Johnnie behind this?

Now I remember. Johnnie once

showed me pictures of you.

We were all very enthusiastic

on the set.

Right, that was all?

Don't hang up, Kees.

I called to ask if you want to make

some money.

That depends. How much?

Three thousand for an hour's work.

What do I have to do?

-We're making an art movie.

It needs some nudity. The screen

test is this afternoon.

Before you continue: I don't do

children or animals.

That's not what I meant.

I was thinking of some simple risqu

stuff.

That's alright then. What should

I bring?

You'll be playing a cheeky hooker.

So wear something hot.

Lots of make-up, the works.

I can't walk the streets like

that and Johnnie can't drive me.

If you start getting changed,

I'll send a car over.

You don't have to walk the streets

in those clothes.

In fifteen minutes?

-Alright.

Well done, very convincing.

I'd like to know what we're doing.

Organizing an anniversary or

making a porn movie?

We're trying to provoke the

Flodders.

I want the council to see that they're

guilty of all kinds of filth.

Nudism, scandalous behavior,

that kind of stuff.

Offences against public decency. Ground

to expel them immediately.

And we make sure we have

the proof.

This can't go wrong.

Is it far?

-What?

The film set.

-No, it's there.

Behind there.

I think my indicator isn't working.

What are you looking at?

Your moustache's falling off.

-My moustache?

Am I still wearing it?

I just came from the film set.

I forgot to remove it.

Right, guys always have car trouble

when I'm in the car with them.

Would you mind checking if it's

flashing?

Alright then.

-It's the right one at the rear.

What's this?

Come back!

Unhappy customer? The biggest pigs

always drive the nicest cars.

But this is our spot. Keep walking!

I think it's horrible. You and I

in the car, with a camera.

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