Flock of Dudes Page #3

Hey There

How is everything?

Really good.

God, it's so funny you

asked, 'cause, uh, just, uh,

been doing good stuff.

Yeah, wow.

I can't believe you're

dating AC Slater.

That's crazy.

Well, actually,

his name is Mario...

Albert Clifford Slater.

No, I know his name.

Heh-heh.

It's so weird because

a few years ago, uh,

we were just on

your couch watching

"Saved by the Bell" reruns.

And now, I just can't believe

Slater's been inside you,

you know?

It's like... uh, but

what are the odds, huh?

I... I really don't

know the odds to that.

Everybody, can I

have your attention

for one second, please?

I think it's time we should

toast my beautiful girlfriend,

Amanda.

She... she passed the bar

today and is officially

a bloodsucking lawyer.

Hear, hear.

I just want to say,

in all seriousness,

that I'm so proud of you, hon.

And I'm proud of who I've

become since knowing you.

I know that I could spend

the rest of my life with you.

So, um...

Amanda will you marry me?

Yes!

Oh, my god, yes!

Who's ready for Fu Man

Choose Your Own Adventure?

Are we not playing today?

Guys could've sent an

email or something.

Awesome.

Nice b*obs.

Morning.

Hey.

Hey.

I just saw a couple of

unsatisfied women out there.

Who disappointed

them last night?

Uh, I think maybe they're

disappointed in themselves.

This place, uh,

looks disgusting.

I'm glad you guys

cleaned up for the draft.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

How are you doing, David?

Good morning.

Uh, quick question.

Who was texting Casey last

night posing as my angry wife?

Let me explain to you

something about Casey, OK?

She is very young.

She's impressionable.

She believed I was

a state senator.

Why?

Because I have a beard.

Now, who did it?

No one?

OK, wow.

Guess what.

Vengeance will be mine.

Are you guys still

declaring vengeance?

What is that?

Are you guys, like, 15?

Hey.

What the f***

happened to this place?

Pussypop!

Pussypop!

Hey, I'm a grown-ass

man with a family.

Y'all gotta stop calling

me Pussypop, man.

Hey, baby.

What's up, buttercup?

Oh, buttercup...

That's a new one.

Buttercup, I love you.

You guys haven't

changed one bit.

Thank you.

Not a compliment.

Oh, sh*t.

What's going on?

Barrett.

It's cool.

That's why we got

the backup generator.

"This is why

we got a backup generator."

They usually send a

final warning first.

They do.

All right, it's gonna be OK.

Just don't... I love you.

OK.

How's the wife, David?

Don't say "wife."

We haven't been to

his funeral yet.

Sorry, Pussypop.

Please stop acting like

my wedding was a funeral.

Miss you, Pussypop.

This is for you, home.

I'm alive!

Morning, dude.

Morning.

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