Fletch Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 98 min
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DR. DOLEN
So where do you know Alan from?
FLETCH:
We play tennis at the club.
DR. DOLEN
Really. The California Racquet Club?
FLETCH:
Yes.
DR. DOLEN
That's my club too. I haven't seen you there.
FLETCH:
Well, I haven't played in a while because of
these kidney pains.
DR. DOLEN
Right, and how long have you had these
pains, Mr. Barber?
FLETCH:
That's Babar.
DR. DOLEN
Two bs?
FLETCH:
One. B-a-b-a-r.
DR. DOLEN
That's two.
FLETCH:
But not right next to each other. I thought
that's what you meant.
DR. DOLEN
Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about
FLETCH:
I don't know. I don't have any.
DR. DOLEN
No children?
FLETCH:
No books. No elephants either. No
really good elephant books.
DR. DOLEN
(eyes Fletch curiously)
Still, it'd an odd name. I don't remember seeing
it on the club registry.
Fletch's eyes drift to Dolen's side table with its unnerving assortment of medical paraphernalia.
FLETCH:
Oh, I don't belong formally. I've gone with my aunt.
DR. DOLEN
Your aunt?
FLETCH:
Mrs. Smith.
DR. DOLEN
Joan or Margaret Smith.
FLETCH:
Right.
DR. DOLEN
Well, which one?
FLETCH:
Margaret.
DR. DOLEN
Funny old bird.
FLETCH:
Is she ever. I've got some stories....
DR. DOLEN
FLETCH:
(vamping)
It was. Really a shame. To go so suddenly.
DR. DOLEN
Oh, he was dying for years.
FLETCH:
Sure, but the end was so sudden.
DR. DOLEN
He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
FLETCH:
Yes, but the very end, when he actually died,
that was extremely sudden.
(quickly)
You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of
dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of
insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind
of perfect health to get that kind of policy.
DR. DOLEN
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
FLETCH:
Oh really, there's no need to --
we don't want to do that....
DR. DOLEN
Just relax....
FLETCH:
Honest, I feel fine. You better be married.
Fletch looks alarmed as Dolan pushes him into position. Dolan puts on a plastic glove.
53 CLOSE - FLETCH
FLETCH:
Did I say 'kidneys'? I meant my ear. Maybe I
should see an ear dahhh --
(as Dolan starts to probe from behind)
Ever serve time?
DR. DOLEN
Breathe easy....
FLETCH:
Anyway, I'm surprised Alan got the policy so easily.
I know there's a history of cancer in the family.
DR. DOLEN
(noncommittally)
There is?
FLETCH:
Whoa, look out there. You really need the whole fist?
DR. DOLEN
Just relax.
FLETCH:
(reacts to a poke)
Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately.
Is he all right?
DR. DOLEN
I can't discuss another patient. You know that.
(rising into frame and washing up)
Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.
FLETCH:
I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe
I should get a real complete physical. You give
Alan an annual, don't you?
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