Fixed Page #4

Synopsis: Allan is a married father of three whose sex life takes another hit when his wife can no longer take the pill. He soon finds himself with an appointment for a vasectomy and a nagging identity crisis. Although he is by all reasonable accounts a good, responsible man, the thought of getting "fixed" drives him to lose himself to an action-packed midlife crisis along with his best friends. Allan will refuse to grow up anymore.
 
IMDB:
4.6
TV-MA
Year:
2017
92 min
149 Views


THE OTHER WAY.

OKAY, WAIT, JUST...

WAIT, JUST, DIDN'T GET..

I'M WIGGLING.

[LAUGHS]

THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.

[BOTH MOANING]

ACTUALLY,

- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

- NO, NO, NO.

- NO, NO, WAIT. NO.

- NO, NO, PLEASE.

- CAN IT WAIT?

- WAIT.

- CAN'T IT WAIT LIKE A MINUTE?

- I'M... I'M JUST...

I'M NOT ON THE PILL.

YOU'RE WHAT?

- WHAT? WHAT, WHAT?

- THE PILL.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WELL...

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN

KIND OF MOODY LATELY?

WELL, THE DOCTOR SAID

IT MIGHT BE THE HORMONES,

SO HE SAID THAT I SHOULD STOP

TAKING IT. AND, ACTUALLY,

- HE SUGGESTED THAT...

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

DON'T WE HAVE CONDOMS

FROM WHEN I WAS PUMPING?

- YES.

- YEAH?

- YES, WE DO.

- OKAY, GO GET THEM.

- WE DO.

- [PANTING]

- WAIT, SHH, SHH.

- [CLATTERING]

SH*T, SH*T, SH*T, SH*T, SH*T.

[MOUTHING WORDS]

[MUTTERING]

- GOT IT!

- [GASPS] OH, GOOD.

SHH!

- OH, MY GOD.

- YOU GOT IT? GOOD JOB.

[MOANING]

OKAY.

IS THAT THING TOO OLD?

[ALLAN]

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S FINE.

IT'S FINE. THESE THINGS...

THESE THINGS LAS THROUGH A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

[MOANING]

OH, OKAY.

- OKAY.

- [CHUCKLES]

- OH, JEEZ.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- NO, NO, NO, I GOT IT.

- YOU GOT IT?

- OH, JEEZ.

- YOU NEED HELP?

[BOTH LAUGH]

- DO YOU NEED...

- I CAN'T GET IT.

HERE GIVE IT TO ME.

- YEAH.

- HOW THIS IT EVEN...

- THIS DOESN'T EVEN...

- THE OTHER WAY

IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING,

IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.

IT'S BACKWARDS, BABE.

- HELP ME. HELP ME.

- OKAY, WAIT, STAY STILL.

- OKAY. I GOT IT!

- OH.

OKAY, I GOT IT. OKAY.

- I LOVE YOU,

- I LOVE YOU, TOO.

- OKAY.

- OKAY.

[MOANING]

OKAY, WAIT. OKAY,

HOLD ON A SECOND,

THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE CROOKED.

- OKAY.

- GOT IT?

- NO, IT'S GOOD. OKAY.

- OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY. OH.

- WAIT, SH*T, SH*T.

- NO, NO.

- I THINK IT BROKE.

- NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.

- NO.

- IT'S...

- I'LL PULL OUT, I PROMISE.

- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PULL OUT, BABE.

JUST, PLEASE, WE'RE SO CLOSE.

THAT'S HOW NATHAN AND LUCY

GOT HERE.

WHAT, DO YOU WANT NUMBER FOUR?

- NO, IT'S FINE.

- [SIGHS]

IT'S OKAY, BABE.

NO, IT'S OKAY,

WE CAN JUST LAY HERE.

JUST LAY HERE:

AND SPOON A LITTLE BIT.

IT'S FINE.

- IT'S OKAY.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

- WHAT?

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

- NO.

- I KNOW I HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

- [LAUGHS]

- I BOUGHT THEM A WHILE AGO.

- ALLAN, YOU'RE BEING CRAZY.

- I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE,

I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT,

I'VE SEEN IT.

I CAN SEE IT IN MY MIND,

IT'S A...

IT'S A PURPLE... IS IT PURPLE?

IT'S A BLUE, IT'S A BLUE,

IT'S BLUE,

IT'S IN THE SIDE TABLE,

IT'S IN THE SIDE TABLE.

IT'S JUST, JUST ONE MINUTE.

WE CAN TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.

NO, NO, NO, NOT TOMORROW,

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