Fishing Naked Page #2

... A FORMAL INVESTIGATION.

GOOD NIGHT, LOUISE.

GOOD NIGHT, ARTHUR.

COME AGAIN REAL SOON.

NIGHT, ART.

GOD, YOU'RE RUDE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IT'S COLD.

SOMETHING'S GONNA BITE ME.

YOU ARE SUCH AS WUSS.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

BITE YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE...

... BUT TROUT AND ME,

THEY WON'T BITE.

NO.

I'M NOT BORED, RODNEY.

WOULD YOU PREFER

A SPONGE BATH, PRINCESS?

YOU'D LIKE THAT,

WOULDN'T YOU?

GET IN THIS RIVER,

YOU STINK.

I DO NOT.

I CAN'T DO THIS.

WELL, HOWDY THERE,

STRANGER.

OH, HEY,

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

UH-HUH.

HOW ARE THEY BITING?

FEW LITTLE ONES.

NOTHING TO WRITE

HOME ABOUT.

YOU MUST BE USING

THE WRONG PATTERN.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

WHAT? OKAY.

OF COURSE.

CADIS FLY?

REALLY?

DUDE, IT'S ALL NYMPHS

RIGHT NOW.

NYMPHS, HUH?

HERE.

LET ME SEE:

WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

HERE WE GO.

THIS IS OUGHT TO DO IT.

YOU DO LIKE NYMPHS,

DON'T YOU?

I LOVE NYMPHS.

GIVE ME YOUR ROD.

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T CATCH A BIG FISH

UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED.

SO IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING

ON THIS NEXT CAST.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE

MY SKIRT OFF.

OKAY.

TOLD YOU.

YOU DO THIS OFTEN?

WHAT?

FISH NAKED.

AMONG OTHER THINGS.

HEY, I DIDN'T--I DIDN' CATCH YOUR NAME.

AMY.

COME ON OVER:

AFTER YOU LOSE MY FISH.

NAKED HIPPIE CHICK TELLING ME

NOT TO LOSE MY FISH?

DAMN IT.

TOLD YOU.

ENJOY THE SHOW?

I WAS FISHING,

I WASN'T SPYING.

OH, RELAX, JEN.

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME

SOMEONE WILL MASTURBATE...

... TO THE THOUGHT OF

MY WET, NAKED BODY.

AMY.

I WAS...

... RELAX, BOTH OF YOU.

TOTALLY INNOCENT ENCOUNTER.

NICE GEAR.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

IT'S ALMOST LUNCHTIME.

LADIES FIRST.

HOME SWEET HOME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT'S THIS?

HOME.

SINCE WHEN?

OH, JEN AND I GRADUATED

LAST MONTH...

...AND DECIDED TO GO MINIMALIS INSTEAD OF ENTERING THE MACHINE.

MINIMALIST, HUH?

SO, WHAT DID YOU TWO STUDY

TO DRIVE YOU OUT HERE?

AMY, PHILOSOPHY,

ME, MATHEMATICS.

AND I WANTED TO EXPLORE

MY ROOTS AS WELL.

NICE SATELLITE DISH.

IT'S JUS FOR INTERNET ACCESS.

WE DON'T BELIEVE

IN TELEVISION.

OKAY. OKAY.

YOU GUYS AREN' EXACTLY ROUGHING IT.

NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BE

UNCOMFORTABLE...

... TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE.

COMMUNING. YEAH.

YOU'RE JUS A REGULAR POCAHONTAS.

OH, I LIKE YOUR LANDSCAPING.

OH, REALLY?

YOU LIKE OUR LANDSCAPING?

YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN

HANDLE OUR LANDSCAPING.

OH, PLEASE.

I CAN HANDLE:

YOUR LANDSCAPING.

I SAW THE FIRST STAR.

I GET TO MAKE A WISH.

DO YOU THINK:

THERE'S ALIEN USSES...

... ON ANOTHER PLANET...

... SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

LOOKING AT US...

... AND WONDERING IF THERE ARE

OTHER PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE?

CLICHE.

I FEEL SO SMALL...

... AND INSIGNIFICANT...

... WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS.

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