Fish Tank

Hi, it's Keeley,

leave a message.

Keeley, it's me, what's going on?

I've left three messages.

I said sorry didn't I?

You know what i'm like.

I was pissed off.

Ring me back you b*tch.

Tyler, what are you doing?

Duh, what does it look like?

F*** off Mia, Keeley ain't here!

Can you give Keeley a message for me?

Tell her I think her old man's a c*nt!

I have you Mia one of these days!

You'll be so f***ing lucky!

You've been waiting so long

I'm here to answer your call

I know that I shouldn't

have had you waiting at all

I've been so busy

but I've been thinking about

what I wanna do with you

I know them other guys

they been talking 'bout the way I do

what I do

They heard I was good

they wanna see if it's true

They know you're the one

I wanna give it to

I can see you want me too

Now, it's me and you

What the f***'s your problem?

Your terrible dancing's my problem.

Look Mia, just don't start.

You can talk Keeley, since when

did you have such ugly friends?

Talk about ugly you skanky little pikey.

You f***ing idiot!

What you going to do about it?

- F*** off!

- Go away!

If you want some f***ing

more you know where I am!

C*nt, walk away!

What are you f***ing doing?

What's it look like?

F*** off!

It's only me.

Police have been looking for you. You

broke that girl's nose didn't you?

- I didn't start it!

- Yes you f***ing did you liar!

- No I didn't.

- Yes you f***ing did. I'll tell you...

Mum, let go of me!

Let go of me mum!

I won't f***ing let go of

you you little c*nt!

I don't know what's wrong with you?

You're what's wrong with me!

Joanne's gonna kill you.

This is my gorgeeous headboard

I had it specially designed in

a heart shape. I love hearts.

This is for my casual clothes. I've got...

all my jeans which is alot of jeans.

You were supposed to stay in.

All my juicy tracksuits...

It's alright.

Oi oi.

- This is private property.

- Bollocks is it.

- Looks like this one's looking

for a party. - Fancy that.

We're having a party, we don't

mind a gatecrasher do we.

What do you need this for then?

Hammer rusty nails into your

dick, what do you think?

Something tells me

you're up to no good.

What are you doing,

oi, give me that back!

- Let's have a bit of fun.

- Get off me!

Easy, steady, steady.

It doesn't look like she

wants to come to our party.

Don't touch me!

Get off, what are you doing?

Get off me!

Get off me!

Get off you f***ing idiots!

Get off me!

Easy, steady, steady!

Get the f*** off me!

Don't mind me, carry on.

I was enjoying it.

As if.

Making eggs?

No.

What's the water for then?

I'm making tea.

Ok.

I'm a friend of your mother.

You dance like a black.

It's a compliment.

And what would you know?

I watch videos like everyone else.

And that makes you some

kind of expert does it?

You've got a mouth on you.

What should I call you anyway?

Whatever you like.

A charming personality you've got there.

See you later.

I met your girl.

She's not with the police?

What a miracle.

Oh look, you made me tea

What are you doing?

Mind you own fuckface.

If i'm a fuckface you're a cuntface.

- Hello, what's this?

- A gate.

A gate, can I get out?

You have to put money in it

and the gate will open.

- How much?

- 2 quid.

Jesus, that's a tough f***ing gate!

Here you go then.

Get off me!

Get off me!

I want to spend the money!

Only if you give me a discount.

Alright then, a pound,

a pound you plank.

Ok, fair dos.

I like you, i'll kill you last.

Tyler, get off me!

That bloke said:
"See you later".

Is lover boy coming back?

I'm having my firends round later.

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