First Kid Page #4

doing out here?

Playing hide-and-go-seek.

Right, Luke?

Is that right, Luke?

Come on, tell him

what we're doing.

Tell him, Luke.

I'll find you!

Only 6 hours on the job and

already an escape attempt?

That's one, Simms.

False alarm! False alarm!

Let's lose these lights!

And lose that tie!

Yeah, why don't

you make me?

"That's one, Simms."

"Know what's next? Two."

"Know what's

after that? Three."

Oh, just great.

Like I'm not out here.

Forget me.

Welcome, you have mail.

All right!

Mongoose 12.

"Hi, Viper. Cool screen name.

How old are you?"

13 1/2,

21 if you're an older girl.

"Where are you from?"

"Arlington.

We should meet sometime."

Cool.

"Me, too. School sucks.

Let's talk again."

It's bedtime!

You online?

Yeah, I was.

Who you talking to?

None of your business.

You don't tell anybody

who you really are, do you?

No. Do I look like

an idiot to you?

Online, I'm just

like anybody else.

You know, normal,

like any other kid?

You ought to

try that here.

What?!

I said go to bed.

Just be careful out there

in cyberspace, all right?

Be careful what

you tell people.

Thanks!

Hey, you can go now.

Oh, and by the way, stop

telling me what to do.

You're not my dad.

Lucky for me.

What?!

Nice PJs. Bet they have

feet on them, don't they?

How you doing?

What do you need?

Give me a Harvey

Wallbanger.

Make it a Harvey Oswald.

What's the difference?

Harvey Oswald's got 3 shots.

Last one, Woods.

Hey, I want you to know

I'm sorry about what

happened in the mall.

No hard feelings?

Hard feelings?

Are you serious?

You didn't

take my job, Simms.

I got no problem

with you.

I just got a

6-month paid vacation

courtesy of the service.

I lied to the shrink.

It was a living hell,

anyway.

Never been so happy to be

off a detail in my life.

I'll be back.

- See you.

- All right.

Does he always

drink like that?

No. He had a bad day.

He lost his job.

Fired? He just told me

he lied to psychiatry.

No. He failed his

fitness for duty exam.

Oh, man.

But, hey, thanks

for the good word.

I really appreciate it.

Don't mention it.

Don't go making me

look bad

and don't blow your shot

at Eagle like Woods did.

Hey, I'm not

gonna do that.

That's the reason

I joined the agency.

See you later, Sammy.

You got a second?

Sure.

I been thinking

about something.

Remember the time you got

shot protecting Reagan?

Oh, yeah. You don't

forget being shot.

Hurts really bad.

How much time between

seeing the shooter

and jumping for Ronnie?

Did I think before I jumped

in front of that bullet?

Is that what you mean?

Yeah.

Nope. It's the job.

They elect him,

we protect him.

You don't have

time to think.

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