Final Exam Page #3
Uh-huh, and you love it.
So, it's tonight or who
knows when, hot shot.
How about here and now?
Uh-uh. Sorry.
This is final examination week.
Pop quizzes just won't do.
Tonight, meet me in
my rehearsal room.
And we'll go
upstairs to the art studio.
Art in the dark can be very tactile.
Yeah, I like it.
Studying form and texture.
( Class ) oh!
I can't help it.
I'm brilliant.
( Burps)
And I can't help
it because I'm offensive.
I'd like an A, please.
(sinister music)
Oh!
Coach!
You weren't ready, Wildman.
One of these days you
are gonna get yours.
Uh-uh.
You see, I'll be ready.
That's why I'm the teacher,
and you're just a student.
- Hi, Coach.
- Hey, Radish.
When you gonna do your
equipment inventory?
You know we've got a lot of
that didn't come back in yet.
Well, I was planning...
Well, ya see, we don't get much
in the way of athletes around here.
And I got to take a
little pride in somethin'.
You don't think some of
the guys are sneaking off
to try and get in shape, do ya?
They're not stealing the weights,
running the tracks at night
like they could be.
But now if everybody did that,
see I wouldn't have no job.
Wouldn't be nobody around
here for me to holler at.
Oh, look Coach. I got to go.
I'll talk to ya later.
I'll get on that inventory,
Coach, right away.
I got one more exam,
but it's under control.
See ya later.
Hi, guys.
Hey, you two look like
Well, it really
depends on our grades.
You never know.
- Have a good break.
- Yeah, y'all too.
- Yeah. You too.
- Bye bye.
(gunshots and screaming)
Oh my God!
Look out!
(screaming)
I can't believe it!
( Gunshots and screaming
continue )
What in the world
is going on out there?
(gunshots)
(screaming)
Lisa! Look!
Operator!
This is an emergency!
Get me the Sheriff!
This is Lanier College calling.
There's been a multiple
shooting on the campus quadrangle!
Listen!
Several students have been shot
You've got to get out here!
It's happening!
The psychopaths are here!
( Cheering )
Did you see that?
It was horrible!
They shot at us!
It was murder!
Cold-blooded murder and kidnapping!
How can you be laughing?
Didn't you see what happened?
Yes, I saw it!
But I also saw that the van had
a Gamma fraternity sticker
on the back window!
Oh.
All right! All right!
The Alpha Gamma strikes again!
( Cheering )
What are Gammas?
What are Gammas?
Boy, they sure did fool me.
I should've known it
was a fraternity prank.
Well, I wouldn't have known
either until I saw Wildman's van.
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