Ferdinand Page #4

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NINA:
Ferdinand!

(BELLOWS LOUDLY)

Stop! You're hurting him.

(GRUNTS)

Nina! (BELLOWS)

No!

Stop!

No, no, no.

Stay back. Stay back.

Please. Let me take him home.

He's gentle.

Gentle?

He's a wild animal.

Look what he's done.

We have to take him away,

honey.

Seor Moreno.

I think I have something

you need to see.

No!

Wait. Nina. Nina!

Stop! Please!

Ferdinand!

(GRUNTS)

Nina!

(BELLOWING)

Ferdinand.

Ferdinand!

Ferdinand.

No!

(TRUCK RATTLING)

(GRUNTS)

FERDINAND:
Oh, no.

No, not back here. No, no, no.

This can't be happening.

I need to get outta here.

Stop the truck!

Stop the truck!

There's been a mistake. Stop!

(BELLOWS)

Oy! He's going to tear

that truck apart.

What did I tell you,

Seor Moreno?

He's a beast.

(GRUNTING)

Get the calming goat.

Where is the calming goat?

Get the calming goat.

(GOAT BLEATS)

Ow! Ow! Jeez Louise!

Real classy, guys.

Way to treat a lady.

Who's that?

Hey, big guy. Name's Lupe.

I'm going to be

your calming goat.

My calming goat?

That's right.

I'm here to soothe you now.

So you can maim

and gore things later.

Let's try some deep

relaxing breaths.

In. Out.

You're not helping.

Oh, yeah? Well, maybe

you're not helping.

You ever think of that? No.

Because no one

ever wants to help

the stinking calming goat,

right?

Okay, now I got

to calm myself down.

In. Out.

I need to get out!

In. Out.

(BLEATS)

Whoa! He is a monster.

(GROANS)

I think I fell

on something sharp.

LUPE:
(MUFFLED) Move!

What?

Goat. (GASPING)

Oh!

Oh, sorry about that.

So sorry. So sorry.

Here you go. Here you go.

Watch it, buster.

You could have ki...

Whoa!

(BLEATS)

Holy beefaroni!

You're ginormous!

Listen. It's Lupe, right?

There's been a huge

misunderstanding.

I really need your help here.

Well, well, hold the phone.

You want my help?

Yeah! That would be amazing.

(SCREAMS)

I've been waiting

for this moment

my whole flea-bitten,

tin-chewing life, mister!

You have?

Oh, yes, I have!

(LAUGHS)

Yes, I have.

Believe it or not,

I'm not the world's

best calming goat.

No...

My true destiny

is to be a coach.

Okay...

Whoo! Look at those pecs.

It's like two little

baby bulls inside of a bull.

Moving on down the flank.

Flank looks good.

A- plus on the flank.

Mama like that.

Mama like that. Whew.

Ow!

Terrible reflexes.

We gotta work on that.

What are you talking about?

Work on what? Whoa!

Getting you ready for the

bullfighting ring, my friend.

That's why you're here, right?

No! Listen, I really need

to get back home.

This is your home.

You made it.

With your raw talent

and my coaching expertise...

we're going from

hola to ol in a day!

No, that is not gonna happen.

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