Feral

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[film reel ticking]

[instrumental music]

[water dripping]

[chair squeaks]

[gun c*cks]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[shrieks]

[screaming]

[snarling]

[gun clicks]

[snarls]

[gunshot]

[bird cawing]

[laughing]

I'm thinking of going in there.

Let me see.

[laughing]

I'm lucky.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughing]

What is it?

[chuckling]

- You do? - We can't.. Keep behind. Okay?

You know,

you would think of that..

It's three days and 300..

[indistinct chatter]

[bird cawing]

I'm lucky. Come on.

- My feet are killing me.

- It's your shoes.

- They're worth 200 bucks.

- I told you to break 'em in.

How much longer?

About, three, four hours.

Okay, let's take a break.

[birds chirping]

[Alice chuckling]

How you doin', city girl?

Say nothin', country girl.

[sighs]

- I'm really glad you came.

- Yeah, me too.

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

[exhales]

- Are we lost?

- No.

Are we going

the right direction?

I mean, I haven't been there

since I was a kid.

That way.

[sighing]

Come on.

Christ. It's the blind

leading the blind.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[birds chirping]

[leaves rustling]

[birds screeching]

[Matt sighs]

Why don't we pitch camp here?

We'll find the lake

in the morning.

Great.

[sighing]

[rock music]

How do you..

- So you put that into here..

- Okay.

Ah-huh!

It's looking like a tent.

I've been playin'

downtown..

- Matt, you havin' trouble?

- I've got it.

You got it? You sure?

Just a piece of the pie

God help me

I'm different

I try to fix it

I think we did it.

I hide it

My secret

He said she said was gonna

eat you alive

I got you now baby

You're just what I need..

[laughing]

- Oh, yeah.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Get this party started.

Here's to adventure.

Here's to no more classes.

No more gross chem with Calvin.

- Or bio with Lambert.

- Oh, Lambert was the worst.

Oh, Brie and I bonded

in that class.

Thank God. I never would've

passed without you.

[laughs]

Neuro kicked my ass.

I liked Neuro.

You would, Hartman.

F*** you, Marshall.

So you guys are all going

to be doctors, huh?

Yup. Cardiology, like my pops.

Pediatrics.

Family medicine.

Urology.

Urology?

Matt's going to be

a penis doctor.

- Shut up, dude.

- He likes the D.

F*** you, man.

[laughing]

You guys can laugh all you want.

Starting salary, 400K a year.

Are you going to be

making that much?

Uh, nope.

I will not be making any money

in epidemiology.

Oh, damn, I have to find me

a penis doctor.

Hey!

[laughing]

So how did you two meet anyway?

Um, we met at The Rabbit Hole.

Ugh, God.

Alice, what were you

doing in that dump?

Ugh!

- Lookin' for cheap sex.

- And I found it.

We've been together ever since.

Why epidemiology, Alice?

I mean, I had you pegged

for a surgeon.

It's fascinating.

Well, to me, anyway.

You know, making

the initial discoveries.

Being the first one there.

Ebola.

Mad cow disease.

I guess I kinda feel like

a detective.

You know, like a disease

detective or something.

I don't know.

Well, I think

you're gonna be great.

Thank you.

And don't worry,

I'll support us.

You are a history major.

Right. We're f***ed.

[laughing]

[distant howling]

What was that?

A dog?

That's a big dog.

- Sounded like a coyote.

- Coyote? Are you serious?

Yeah. There's lots a

wildlife out here.

Wolves, foxes, deer, bear.

I mean..

Don't worry, baby.

They're just stupid animals.

They're a lot more afraid

of us than we are of them.

I don't care, as long as they

stay far away from me.

They might want their fur back.

[chuckles]

[laughing]

Ha-ha.

I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

- Sh*t.

- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Your girlfriend has a big mouth.

Mm-hmm.

- Sorry.

- It's fine.

Yeah. Sorry.

[laughs]

So, were you and Brienne..

- Brie?

- Yeah, if you..

[laughs]

No, we're just friends. Why?

I'm just wondering

how many of these campers

you've actually slept with.

Tsk.

Whoa.

- Pot calling the kettle black?

- Okay.

What's wrong?

I'm thinking, Jules.

Is that illegal?

Is it, is it

about your dad again?

Yeah, so what?

I think it's just..

You're an adult.

It's your life, right?

You can do whatever

you want, just tell him --

You don't get it.

Uh, if he loves you,

he's gonna understand.

It's not that simple, Jules.

Okay, I come

from the Bible Belt.

It's a little bit different

than the Big Apple.

Ignorance is no excuse.

He's not ignorant.

He just wouldn't understand.

- He'd freak out.

- That's his problem.

No.. No, it's not, okay?

It's -- it's mine.

And my dad is everything to me.

My mom is dead.

I'm all he's got.

Okay.

Okay, fine.

I get it.

I'm here for you, for,

you know, whatever you need.

Yeah?

Yeah, babe.

- Are you happy now?

- What?

You were determined

to ruin this weekend for me

no matter what.

That's not true.

I came, didn't I?

Oh, Christ.

It's always about you.

I don't know why I put up

with this sh*t sometimes.

Maybe you'd rather

be with Alice.

No, she's a lesbian now.

What do you think about her?

Jules? I like her.

But still, she doesn't seem

like Alice's type.

Well, she makes Alice happy

and that's all that matters.

I mean, it's still kinda weird.

I mean, one minute

Alice is straight

the next minute she's gay.

Alice is 100 percent gay.

But how do you know?

She's my best friend.

I.. I just know.

I mean, come on.

She slept with Jesse.

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