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Great! Great!

Your hat!

- Say, son...

- Hmm?

Have you got that guest card

that I found?

Yes, I got it.

Don't forget. Stick to it!

Yeah, I will.

- Good evening, Mr. Fleming.

- Good evening.

Good evening, sir.

Are you a member?

Oh, uh, son,

have you seen Charlie?

- Charlie?

- Yes.

- Who is Charlie?

- What? You don't know Charlie?

- No, sir.

- Well, he walks like this.

I beg your pardon.

What's the name?

Uh, Jones.

Which Mr. Jones?

Why, the Mr. Jones.

Uh, have you a telegram

for Mr. Jones?

Yes, sir.

Charge is 75 cents.

Wrong Jones.

Uh, keep this handy.

I may be leaving suddenly.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Your Honor,

I have been drinking.

But only a little one, I...

Oh, pardon me.

- You forgot something.

- Something?

Everything.

Oh... You saved my life.

Yeah.

I'm going to do something

for you.

Anything you want,

you just tell me.

That's all right.

Oh, whoa, so you wanna rassle?

Oh, no, no, no! Please, now.

This is hardly the place

for that.

Well, listen, I know a nice

little place out here, come on.

A great little...

I really, I've got

someplace else I've got...

Oh, come on, now,

and I'll buy you a little drink.

No, really, I never drink.

Well, what do you do,

dip your bread in it?

Come on.

What business are you in?

Oh, uh, uh, I'm in the, uh,

the leather business.

Leather!

Oh, that's what they make cows

out of, ain't it?

Heh. Why, certainly not.

That's where

the leather comes from.

They make a lot of things

out of it.

They make shoes and...

Shoes.

That reminds me,

I know a chap you must meet.

Wait a minute. He's a big shoe

and slipper man from the States.

Do you a lot of good.

I have his card here

someplace, now...

Will you look at that?

Lady Pillsbury.

Oh! Lady Pillsbury?

That big bum.

She was way out in front,

and Mexican Pete nosed her out.

Oh, I see.

Lady Pillsbury's a racehorse.

What did you think she was,

a mockingbird?

No, no, uh...

Yes, I met her last night.

Really?

To me, Lady Pillsbury...

...is one of the most charming

women I have ever met.

Oh, do tell me more about her.

Yes, do tell us.

Just a minute, just a minute.

I want you to meet

a friend of mine.

This is Mr. Edgar Cowhide,

a big leather fellow.

- Why, pleased to meet you.

- Pleased to meet you.

Say, you guys should sort of

get together.

Oh, Charlie, you wait here.

I'm going out and get

a glass of bromo suss...

...bromo suss...

A cup of tea. I'll be back.

Yes, uh...

Yes, quite

a droll fellow, huh?

We were just speaking

of Lady Pillsbury.

Oh, really? Hmm.

Yes, she is really

very remarkable.

Well, she was, but not anymore.

Do you know her?

Yes, yes,

oh, I know her well, heh.

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