Feed the Gods Page #4

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Just, uh, call my name

if you need anything.

Okay. Good night.

Kris?

When you said

it was up in the air,

how long did you mean we were staying?

Two, three days max.

Good.

'Cause I know this

was my idea and all,

but we have a life

to start starting.

Well, why don't we

get started right here?

Give those Aussies a run

for their money, eh, mate?

Outback's a dangerous place.

Little buggers will sniff you out and

eat you alive if you're not careful.

And you kill these things

with your bare hands?

No, mate.

This.

F***ers are vicious. I mean,

they'll take your arm off like that.

And these drop bears

kill people all the time?

Too f***in' right.

Shan, tell 'em about the one

that 'tacked your gran.

Took her leg off in one go.

Trousers too.

Huh.

Wow.

So what brings you guys

out here?

It's funny you ask that.

What brings us out here, love?

Bigfoot.

Bigfoot, mate.

Bigfoot?

Right.

Bigfoot. F***in' Bigfoot, mate!

Uh, so, the Sasquatch Watch?

No.

F***in' Bigfoot.

Met this old couple, ways back.

They said, "Head to Tendale.

That's where all the action is. "

Quite insistent, actually.

Quite f***ing insistent,

actually.

Don't... f***in' move.

Look at me.

Now you're gonna run.

In three,

two,

one.

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Did I get you? I got

him. I think I got him.

How long were you back there?

Yeah, Pete, how long

were you back there?

Come on. We gotta set sail

before hittin' the trail.

Oh, he's a poet, love.

Expensive poet.

Yeah, you're a f***in'

expensive poet.

Truck's at the gate. I'll

see you guys there in 10.

Uh, Pete?

It-It's Pete, right?

Is this some sort

of a Sasquatch Watch?

Why are you here?

Uh, we-we saw

our parents on, um...

Well, there was a videotape that was

shot here in Tendale... Videotape?

Well, yeah. It had our

parents on it and...

Can I see that tape?

Oh, why?

You think it's... You

think it's worth something?

I tell you what. I will

trade you the videotape...

if you take me

on the Sasquatch Watch.

Okay. Hand it over.

Well, I don't have the tape on me

right now. I'd have to ask my brother.

You know, he-he's got...

Sh*t.

I don't understand why the guy

needs the tape so badly.

Also worth noting, I'm sure

he can take you out tomorrow.

God knows there's nothing else

going on in this town.

I don't know either, Kris. I mean, that tape

is the only evidence we have of our parents.

Might give us some clues as

to where they were last seen.

And it's not in here either.

We'll just get some sleep, and

we'll look for it in the morning.

It's probably in the car.

The car. Yes!

And knock next time!

Jesus!

Is he going to interrupt us again? Nope.

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