Feds Page #3

Synopsis: Ellie DeWitt and Janis Zuckermann are admitted to the very strict FBI Training Academy. They get a hard course, in which they learn to deal with guns and to recognise crimes. They also get a physical training. It appears that Ellie is a real fighting- machine, in contrast with Janis, the great student. They have to help each other, 'cause only when they pass all the tests, they are allowed to join the FBI...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Daniel Goldberg
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
1988
90 min
188 Views


I ate pizza.

- As you can eat.

- Come on.

My stomach elastic.

A and eat three pizzas.

- Three?

- Yes.

Put your money on the line?

Seals mentioned will be put on pizza and eaten.

Pieces must be eaten until there is no trace of cheese.

Are you ready?

Start!

Come... smells good.

Come on, Parker!

A and a Bottoms up!

Come on, Parker! Can they do it!

So!

- I hope it's ripe right.

- What do you mean?

If chili is not ripe enough, you

has some microscopic insects.

I read that some times you worms and infested

vessels that bring food in Europe.

- I heard it too.

- Eat on!

What is this? Look...

You know what's worse?

Q and lay eggs in the intestine and is multiplied by the thousands.

- Janis eat!

- I wonder how you feel.

All riddled stomach worms and thousands of times.

- Disqualified.

- I won! You're great!

- I do not shake, Janis.

- Sorry.

- Who is it?

- I think O'Sullivan.

- No. E Flagler.

- I thought Flagler doing well.

Flagler and Lewandowsky was remove.

Ax fell.

We need coffee, soap, and erveele,

sheets of paper, grain,

syrup popcorn.

Write and paperclips.

Of those colors.

I want to take my stapler.

And one of those accordion shaped

like you have.

- A binder.

- Yes. I need one.

E 9:
30. Let's go.

- I know what you'll buy.

- What?

- Your own gun.

- My Gun?

It's as if you have your tennis racket.

You gotta create a relationship with him.

A relationship with my gun?

Who knows when we shall be able

to go shopping.

- Do we need a permit?

- We'll get one.

You're from the FBI?

De Marzio says there will be something for

"firing exercises".

For my partner.

We 9mm pistol,

Can a Sig Sauer or Beretta 226

- With single or double action?

- Double or single?

- Any... You know my tastes.

- Dual action.

OK, "Miss FBI".

How about a TZ-75?

I pulled grouped with him. 's New shiny.

Not be set mule.

Willy's for my partner.

Now you will use for training.

But later

will use in her work.

Must

charger 15 cartridges and adjustable mules.

Must use ammunition of any kind.

You know those steel bullets,

black tip?

Maybe you have to shoot through a steel door

that to save my life,

so I'd like to have a charger

of it in my purse. Do you understand?

- Want a Sig Sauer.

- Yes.

I have two, but keep the

boys special forces.

What are we? Parishioners is?

Well... God!

It has a six inch Pipe Steel

and a recoil compensator.

Want and a mule for

night for another $ 400?

How much all that's in the box?

I could do a discount... the FBI.

's Right. This gun

'll improve my accuracy.

I told you. It's as if you start a relationship with a guy

.

Soon you'll stay in bed dreaming

the firing exercises.

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Len Blum

Leonard Solomon "Len" Blum (born 1951) is an award-winning Canadian screenwriter, film producer and film composer. more…

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