Feast Page #5

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GOLDIE:

(humbled)

JC Penny. Spring wear.

Goldie then mimics throwing a sport coat over his shoulder

and holding it by the index finger... he delivers his "model"

cheese smile...

Bartender turns and we freeze on him.

SUPERIMPOSED:

NAME:
BARTENDER

AGE:
50

OCCUPATION:
BARTENDER

FUN FACT:
SHOT 4 TIMES, STABBED 6 TIMES, BIT BY 1 SQUIRREL

LIFE EXPECTANCY:
READY TO WEAR

The two fresh gin & tonics are ready. Bartender grabs the

drinks and sets them in front of GOOD GUY (26, clean cut,

white sweater). Good Guy nods and gives him a tip.

GOOD GUY:

Thank you, sir.

We follow him to a table where GOOD GIRL (26, delicate,

innocent, matching white sweater) sits.

GOOD GIRL:

Oh thanks, sweety.

We freeze on Good Girl and Good Guy.

SUPERIMPOSED:

NAME:
GOOD GUY & GOOD GIRL

AGES:
26

OCCUPATIONS:
SALES REPRESENTATIVES FOR ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR

THEIR SONG:
"SAILING" BY CHRISTOPHER CROSS

We go back to the starry-eyed couple as they TOAST. We hear

a bar of the "their song."

SUPERIMPOSED:

LIFE EXPECTANCY:
THEY REALLY HAVE IT COMING

BEHIND THEM, the beer delivery man, walks by, pushing a keg

of beer on a roll cart. We follow him to the side of the

bar.

He sets down the load and opens the small door to the KEG

ELEVATOR. We freeze on him.

SUPERIMPOSED:

NAME:
BEER GUY

AGE:
32

OCCUPATION:
BEER GUY

LIFE EXPECTANCY:
A WILD CARD, HE MAY SURPRISE YOU

BARTENDER:

That it?

BEER GUY:

One keg of Beast for the basement,

then, truck's dry.

BARTENDER:

Gonna stay for a couple?

Beer Guy hoists the lone keg into the waiting elevator.

BEER GUY:

(nonchalant)

F*** yea.

He hits a button next to the door and the keg slowly lowers

to the basement.

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