Father Figures Page #4

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my life might have been like

with Terry Bradshaw

in the picture?

I might even be

in the NFL right now!

- Oh, come on!

- Well, we don't know!

You didn't even make

our middle school team.

That's because

I didn't have Terry Bradshaw

teaching me the fundamentals.

Oh, Peter, please,

just please...

My life is basically

crap right now,

and it's your fault.

That's not fair.

Pete. Hey!

Mom, let me talk to him.

KYLE:
Hey, Pete!

Pete, come here for a second.

Hey, Pete,

where are you going?

Come on, you got to apologize.

Apologize for what?

Well, you're being

really tough on Mom.

Hey, what are you doing?

No! You're not driving.

Look, maybe I blew

my stack at Mom.

It's just...

She kept Dad from us.

I know.

What the hell?

You know how many times

I just wanted to know him?

I just wanted him

there to ask about

Ethan, about Katherine,

about...

About everything, you know?

Yeah, I know how much

you wanted that.

Yeah, I don't think you do,

man. I just... Well...

I can talk to him.

- Yeah.

- It's Terry Bradshaw.

I'm gonna go find him.

I'm gonna find Dad.

Great! Let's do it.

- Oh, no. You can't come.

- Oh, I'm coming.

You never gave

a sh*t about Dad.

He's my father, too!

I don't take

my orders from you.

I take them from the universe.

And the universe wants us

to go together.

You're not coming.

Wait, hold on,

wait, who was that?

Hello, yes?

It's the universe?

Yeah.

You want me

to go with my brother?

Pete doesn't want me to go.

- F*** him?

- (CHUCKLES)

I know.

You said it with a wink.

Okay. I love you, too.

That was the universe.

Now where does he live?

Miami.

Done. Miami.

That's where we meet him.

- We're going to Miami.

- God damn it. Yes!

- Come on!

- KYLE:
Fine.

You can come,

but don't be annoying.

Let me look at you. Kiss.

(KAYLANI CHUCKLES)

KYLE:
Okay, what's our plan?

Um, we're still in good shape.

Mr. Bradshaw will be

at the grand opening

of North Miami Beach

Bradshaw Motors.

- Yeah.

- This afternoon.

Okay, well, that's where

we're gonna meet him.

Yup.

By the way, thank you

for letting me upgrade us.

I think you're gonna

love first class.

I think it's kind of

a waste of money.

Not when it's my money.

Look, Pete,

money is never wasted

when it's spent on

the ones you love.

Like a brother.

Or a jet ski.

Or a party boat.

Push play. Can I see that?

TERRY:
I hate to run.

But not running is worse.

So, if I've got to run, it's

going to be in the most...

KYLE:
(CHUCKLING)

Look at that Adonis.

That's our dad.

I can't believe it.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT:

Mr. Reynolds...

Oh, and Mr. Reynolds.

- Are you guys married?

- PETER:
No.

We're just watching some

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