Faith of Our Fathers Page #4

taxing on us over the years,

which is difficult

for anyone to comprehend.

But let me tell you,

you are all he goes on about.

He just went to the restroom, so

he's gonna call you fightback.

That's how you talk to 'em.

You tell 'em

what they wanna hear.

It's 34 bucks.

She's gonna think

I didn't wanna talk to her.

Sounds to me like she

was doing all the talking.

That's how she is, Wayne.

She likes to talk.

She likes to control you.

Wow.

I'm traveling

with a psychologist.

The 365's coming up.

We need to take the next exit

so we can go straight up

through the state.

This is it.

You gotta get off fight here.

What are you-get off!

Take the exit!

Get off!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Still can't drive through 'bama.

Wayne...

Wayne, this is ridiculous.

It's gonna take us

6 extra hours to get there.

You in a hurry?

Yeah, yeah, I kinda am, you see,

because I gotta

get back to California.

I got a wedding to plan.

You're not planning a wedding.

Excuse me?

Your girlfriend

is planning the wedding.

You're just nodding your

head yes to everything she says

'cause you can't say no.

You're afraid of her.

Really?

And you've come

to that conclusion

after knowing me for 12 hours,

having never met her,

and hearing one side

of one phone conversation?

It's impressive, isn't it?

Why can't you drive

through Alabama?

Oh no, no, no.

Don't change the subject on me.

Oh, no, no.

Tell me

you're not afraid of her.

I'm not afraid of her.

It's just easier to let her have

her way than to argue about it.

What's wrong with that?

That's gonna be

that way your whole life.

She's always gonna

tell you what to do.

No it's not.

And she doesn't

tell me what to do.

I just choose

to serve her needs.

By being here fight now?

If I were you, I would-

Okay web', you know what, Wayne?

You're not me.

You're not me.

And I would smack her!

I don't need-

I don't need relationship advice

from someone-

Smack her! I don't need

relationship advice from someone-

Smack her!

- Some backwoods hillbilly

whose never probably

even been in a relationship.

That's what I don't need.

You don't know

anything about me.

You're right, Wayne, I don't.

Why can't you drive

through Alabama?

Don't worry about it.

Not worried, just curious.

Why can't you drive

through Alabama, Wayne?

Told you I'm not gonna talk

about it, so quit asking me.

Why can't you

drive through Alabama?

Don't worry about it.

Why can't you drive

through Alabama, Wayne?

Hey!

I told you to stop asking me!

Get that through your thick

little skull and quit asking me!

You're like a little Woodpecker,

just pecking at me!

Pecking! Pecking!

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