Fair Game

Synopsis: Max Kirkpatrick is a cop who protects Kate McQuean, a civil law attorney, from a renegade KGB team out to terminate her.
Genre: Action, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Andrew Sipes
Production: Warner Home Video
  4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
91 min

Warner Bros.

[tires screech]


You have reached

gold coast savings and loan.

If you're calling

about a checking account,

Press 1.

For a savings account,

press 2.

For an automobile

or home loan...

You're still on hold?

20 minutes.

Is it a felony

to shoot a computer?

Only in California.

Ha ha ha.


Thanks for holding.

It's still

in the computer.

You're trying to tell me

That some TRW computer

says I bounced a check

For, what, $26

7 years ago,

And now you're not

giving me the loan?

This is actually stopping me

from getting my condo.

The check

is marked unpaid.

I paid the check!

Hold, please.

I don't believe it.

They put me back on hold.

Cheer up.

You have a visitor.


This is your mail

Because it's got

your name on it, OK?

My mail is sometimes

addressed to "occupant"

Because, Max,

I am the f***ing occupant

of my place.

You, on the other hand,

Are no longer

an occupant.

Is this sinking in?

Get your sh*t out

of my place!

Rita, please don't

do this to me here, OK?

Excuse me, Max.

Um, sorry if I'm

disturbing you guys,

But...Do I look like

a warehouse, huh?

Because this guy here,

he thinks I do.

He won't get his stuff

out of my place.

You should look at some

of the sh*t he holds onto.


Come here.

Give me a break, OK?

Just cut me some slack

on some storage space.

No. You're out

of slacks, Max.

No more slacks for you.

Shh! Shh.

Don't you shh!

I'm not one

of your goddamn buddies.

I'm sick of you

treating me this way.



Get down! Get down!

Ay, Max!

Don't move!

Put the gun down

or he's dead!

Hey, put that f***ing

gun down, man!

Don't be the hero!

Put that gun down!

Max, que pasa, Max?

Get the f***

out of the way.

Take it easy, man.

I'm just trying to resolve

A little problem

with my girlfriend,

And you're interrupting.


So why don't you take

the .357,

Shove it up your ass,

And blow your f***ing

brains out?

What are you

talking about, man?



That was

probably stupid.

Yeah, well, somebody

had to get the gun out

Of the schmuck's ear,

didn't they? Come on.

Got him?


So, computer is good for

something after all, huh?

Ay, dios mio.

Ay, dios mio.

Ay, Santa Maria...

Are you OK, Rita?

Don't touch me, Max.

I don't need this sh*t

in my life, you know?

You know, Max,

I think it is

really beautiful

The way you two

have stayed so close.

[speaking Spanish]

Next time,

shoot him.

The next detective

Who allows an armed

bail bondsman in here

Does traffic

for 2 months!

I'm dead serious!

Way to go, sly.

Now that you're all

warmed up,

How about room 4?

It's, uh...

She's a jogger.

She caught a stray bullet

on ocean drive--

Kathryn McQuean.

Ocean drive?

Nobody gets shot

on ocean drive.

Too ritzy.

Ah, you caught me.

I'm lying because

I like to make sh*t up.

Come on. Room 4.

She's waiting.

No, no, no.

Whatever you do,

Do not let Hollenbach

out of that office.

Order him something

to eat.

He'd stay in

a burning building

For a free meal.

I'll be back in about

30 minutes, OK?

I have to go now. Bye.

Miss McQuean?


Why don't you

take a seat?

I'm detective Kirkpatrick,

metro Dade homicide.

Need to ask you

a few questions

About this shooting.

I'd like

to help you,

But I can't even

tell you

If there was

a shooting.

[telephone rings]

[ring ring]

[ring ring]


Hold on, please.

It's for you.


Hello? Amy?

I need my notes on

the Juantorena settlement

Typed up for my meeting

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Charlie Fletcher

Charlie Fletcher (born 1960) is a British screenwriter and author. After many years writing for film and television, he is now probably best known for his children's novel, Stoneheart. more…

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