Fagbug Nation Page #3

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somebody told me

your whole story.

Why aren't you driving

the Dykebug? Lesbians,

I guess that's the ...

That's what I wanna know.

[Adam] It'd be the

same thing, right?

But, is it something

you take offense to?

[Jim] The Dyke Bus.

[Erin] You think it should

be called the Dykebug?

The Dyke Bus.

With a bunch of dykes on it.

Just seeing the car

name is Fagbug,

I think that's just an insult.

[Voiceover] I'm on the way

here from Nebraska.

Some guys in a

truck drove by and

blew up a condom,

and were waving it

out their window at me.

Another person in a truck,

way ahead of me, slowed down.

I thought, "They're

really wanting me

"to catch up to them so

they can get pictures."

As soon as I came

up next to them,

they were taking pictures.

I really don't like

when people keep

surrounding my car,

and make it so it's

unsafe for me to drive,

(mumbles) I don't know,

going 15 miles an hour

on a 75mileanhour road

just to get a picture.

It's not safe for anybody.

The ones that jaw flap

("Straighten Up" by YG Rippa)

And always run they mouth

Be the main ones

that don't know crap

'Bout what they

saying they playing

They put they issues on you

But you gone

listen to the fool

But he the one fooling you

Some guy wrote on Twitter.

Actually, he walked

by a while ago.

He said that he wanted

to throw the table over

and kick out the

windows to the car.

Well, uh ...

You found me on Twitter

posting comments about ...

the fagbug.

[Erin] What'd you think

when you first saw it?

Well,

a lot of things, I guess.

Mainly, why was it here?

I kinda was getting

mixed thoughts

'cause I didn't know

if you was progay

or antigay.

Really didn't know.

As I looked into it, my

views and thoughts kinda

changed on it, because I'm for

a lot of movement.

Definitely if it's

something positive,

I'm all for movements.

I can also respect

that it's a story

behind the Fagbug.

You don't even know

what you reaching for

("Straighten Up" by YG Rippa)

Trying to get out of your hole

But you just keep

on digging more

Pull yourself up

dust your ish off

Keep your chin up chin up

And straighten

up or give it up

[Terence] When I was driving

through Downtown Chico.

I was on a cookie run.

We did chocolate chip

cookies this afternoon.

Your car was parked on

the side of the road,

so I ...

got online, emailed

you, and you showed up.

In the last six years, I

replied to every single person

that's ever sent me a message,

unless, for some reason,

I accidentally missed it.

So, I probably responded

to 30,000 emails.

I try to be as available to

this conversation as I can.

This one's from Syracuse,

New York, and it says,

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