Synopsis: After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accep
Genre: Comedy, Drama
120 min

"When I was a small kid, I used to be mischievous!"

And now when I'm grown up, I do a lot of mischief.

"When I was a small kid, I paid for everything.'

"And now when I'm grown up, I take money for


"When I was a small kid, I sang Twinkle Twinkle.'

"And now when I'm grown up, I stare at twinkle


"When I was a small kid, you was a fan of

Superman! '

"And now when am grown up, I die for Super girl."

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion.'

"Run, ghost!"

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared!"

"When I was a small kid, I watched cartoon."

"Now when I'm grown up, I just do bird watching."

"When I was a small kid, I was scared of mistakes."

"Now when am grown up, I want to do mistake.'

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion. - Run, run... '

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Wise men have said... '

"...do it today, what you can do tomorrow.'

"Now we understood the meaning of it."

"If you didn't do in this age, then when will you do?"

"Did I lie? - No, not all."

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion.'

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

Oh my God.

Whoever fears exam...

...have danger looming over.

Danger of...

...being flop!

Enough Vishnu, by studying you've made us


If I get even half percent less than 95 percent...

...engineering I'll be in call centre.

Students who score 90 plus...

...read till the doors of examination hall.

Then I wish this door only never comes.

I don't even know what I'll write in exam.

And this Ritesh said he'll help me.

Where is Ritesh?


Students, you've got exactly one hour left.

Please work very fast.

I don't want any excuses.

Excuse me, sir! May I come in.

Oh Riteyss...

It's Ritesh. At least you pronounce my name


What is this nonsense! Is this time to come.

I was late doing packing.

Doing packing?

Ok, your father finally threw you out of house?

No sir, actually today is the last paper.

Hence directly from here we're heading to Goa.

We require a small break.

You give your exams in breaks! Ritesh.

What will happen with you in future.

Your future is dark, very, -Sir.

You can't utter rubish.

I mean here intelligent hardworking...

...students are getting disturbed sir.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ms Pooja, please write.

And you, -Sorry sir please.

Ok, go and appear for exams.

Ok sir, -faster.

What should I write, -Write anything, -I am failing.

Write again what I said. - Same page, write 4-5

times, -What?

You only said, -Students.

Today will make you also drink. - You've got few

minutes left.

Please make it faster.

Ritesh faster.

Sir one minute.


I can give you 5 minutes more.


I don't want any of my students to fail.

No sir, -What, -rules are rules sir.

We can come anytime within 3 hours.

But can't write more than that.

And anyways sir, Goa calling.

Excuse me.

Tonite is friday night, I move with my friends.

Random spinning wheels my boom boom car.

By playing CD player we're ready to leave.

Speaker blast everyone ears... say what

Hello Mr. DJ, please play my song.

Today no wine, today no laaga, will have today


Its 4 am but the party still on.

All stars fell, but party is still on.

All are drunk, but party is still on.

Party over, after party still on.

What will we do next, friends.

All bottles we drank in the discos.

Want to booze, give us bottles.

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Tushar Hiranandani

Tushar Hiranandani (born 13 July 1975) is an Indian film writer. He grew up around the world of films as his grandfather Hiranand Hirnandani and father Ashok Hiranandani were Hindi film distributors and had a company called Black and White film distribution. He tasted early success with his debut film Masti directed by Indra Kumar in 2004. He is the head of content development at Balaji Motion Pictures. more…

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