Extraterrestrial Page #3

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You'll get a prize.

Carlos, help me with this.

- No, they're here to stalk us.|- I hope not.

Because our neighbor|has that covered.

- Carlos.|- I'm coming.

Get the peaches I brought,|they're tasty.

I put them in the fridge.

What?

What?

What's the problem?

What do you mean?

No, what's wrong with you?

Nothing's wrong with me.

What's with that face?

What's with what face?

Come on, I can tell.

You can tell what?

That you're jealous.

Jealous of what?

You can tell I'm jealous of what?

That you're into her|and you haven't screwed her.

Oh, yeah?

And why should I be jealous?

You know exactly why.|You must have heard us f***ing

or something.

Don't give me that look|like you didn't know.

You knew, stop pretending.

You didn't know?

Try to open this.

My hands are wet.

Let me see if I can...

We're short on food.|We can check

the neighbors' apartments.|I think the supermarket

out back stayed open.

In the worst case we can plant|something on the terrace.

What do you think, Angel?

Should we plant lettuce?

Maybe the spacemen|will give us diplomas.

Carlos...

Sh*t!

Damn.

- It's nothing.|- Are you sure?

Damn it!

I'm really sorry.|Does it hurt?

Next time aim the other way|and hold it tighter.

I can't stand that guy.

Sometimes I wish he'd f*** her to see|if he'd calm down and leave us alone.

Julia?

Hard to believe I thought|he was a snooty homo at first.

But you can totally tell|he's into Julia.

You can tell, you can tell...

Angel, nothing happened!|Don't make things up!

Nothing happened!

Thanks for dinner.|See you tomorrow.

I'm going to bed too.

Wake up!

Is it my turn?

No more turns. You're leaving.

Leaving? Why am I leaving?

How could you tell Angel that?|How dare you!

What did I tell him?

You know exactly what you told him.

No, I don't.

You and I never had sex, okay?

I know we didn't.|What are you talking about?

Hypocrite.

You're lecturing me on sincerity?|You of all people.

Where will I go?|It's cold.

Let me eat something first,|I'm hungry.

Here.

Really, Julia, I didn't say anything.

Maybe I said something|and he understood whatever he wanted.

Who cares anyway?

You don't know him.|He's lost his mind.

Well, he'll get over it.

Last night he said|if I don't tell him, he will.

Sh*t.

Come to my place if you want.

Wait, wait!

Just one thing and I'll leave.

But please, listen to me.

You win, a**hole!

Julio...

I went to the supermarket.

The one you said.

Why did you go by yourself?

Come in.

What the f*** are you doing?

- It doesn't fit.|- What doesn't?

Angel. He said he never left|his apartment,

but he knew your car was parked|in front of his, right?

Yeah, so what?

It turns out his car|is the one that isn't there.

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