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Thank you so much.
You do your thing.
Joel? One more thing.
Hey, Joel?
- Hon.
- Hi.
Man, that Nathan won't shut up.
Oh, I know. What an a**hole.
That wife of his is even worse.
I mean, I wonder how long he would
talk if you just let him go, you know?
I'm actually afraid
to go into our own front yard sometimes
because I'm afraid
he's going to be milling around.
Remember when we had our condo?
We could just go
straight from the garage inside.
We could walk to 7-Eleven.
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
We didn't have to worry
about plumbers or pool cleaners.
Speaking of that,
we've got to hire a new pool cleaner.
He never checks the chlorine levels.
Sorry, it's just this new synthetic vanilla
has a much higher triple point
than we thought,
which means that
the new cookies-and-cream extract
that we've been working on
could really work,
and I just... I gotta get to this
before Weber Flavors beats us to it,
'cause if something like this caught on,
it could be big.
Could sell the company.
Do you remember
that logo that you designed
for the original
cookies-and-cream extract?
I still have that framed in my office.
Do you remember it?
Yeah. And now I design coupons.
Do you want to go to the bedroom?
- Oh, I'm a little tired.
- Really?
Yeah, just... I don't know.
It's the middle of the week.
It's not the middle of the week.
It's Monday, baby.
It's Monday? Sh*t!
- What happened?
- Dancing with the Stars.
PLAYING ON TV)
Oh? Is it on?
(SIGHS)
I gotta get a house
that's got a bathroom
that doesn't share a wall with the TV.
Why would you do that?
Because it is a little tough to jerk it
through the wall, Dean.
Well, why don't you use
one of the other two bathrooms?
It'd be too suspicious.
We don't use those bathrooms.
I'll just...
I'll put some insulation in or something.
Insulation?
You do not need
to put fiberglass in your walls
because you have so much
masturbation shame.
You need to take responsibility
for yourself and snap one off
wherever you want to
in your own home.
You own your house.
You own your own business.
I mean,
you used to be a bartender here.
Now look at what you have.
I know, but come on. What...
What, really, do I have?
Okay? It's a pain in the ass.
I work all the time.
What does it get me?
certainly not my wife.
The stock guy with the shitty band
probably gets laid more often than I do.
Yeah, but he probably lives
into a crappy apartment
if the bathroom
wasn't right next to the TV.
CINDY:
It belonged to my father.
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