Experiment in Torture Page #4

named Candy and Angel.

God, this Ross is something else.

Let me smell yours.

- Mine smell better

- Shut up.

Oh, my God!

I love it!

I love it!

Oh, God! This is what I'm talking about!

It's so nice!

I thought it was gonna be ugly.

Lela and Kat, this is your room.

All right, what's the catch?

- Come on, there's gotta be a catch.

- Yeah, what's up with all this?

No catch.

Just enjoy yourselves.

Yeah, I'm leavin' right now.

I'll be by to get you in ten minutes.

Yeah, then we're gonna go up to that lake

and shoot some p*ssy, man.

You ready?

All right. See ya.

All right.

Now, I have to light this candle.

This is a very sacred ceremony, okay?

No f***ing around.

I'm deadly serious.

This sh*t can effect

you whole life, don't you know?

All right.

Now, what we're going to do is

we're gonna start by taking the cards,

and you're fondling the cards.

Give them a little bit of a rub,

you know how you do,

and then cut them a couple times.

Once, twice.

You wanna feed all of your energy,

all of your juices, into the cards, okay?

You can rub them any way you want,

but don't make it too messy.

All right.

We'll start with you.

Shut up!

It may take a little longer.

Come on, ladies, let's move this along.

That's got some juices on it.

Clean those cards off.

This is very serious.

It could effect your future.

You obviously don't care.

It's her turn.

Wait. I forgot what I was supposed to do.

What is that, spaghetti?

What are you doing?

I'm picking up the psychic energy.

I was feeling that one.

All right.

So I'm going to give you another card that is

called the significator.

It represents one of the four elements:

Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

I'm the princess or something.

It gives you a good idea as

to where you are right now,

and where your life's direction is going.

Like, if you are Air or Fire,

or if you're grounded, like Earth.

I'm Fire today.

Now, I'm gonna make

a cross with the cards.

This side represents what is past.

This center, what is present.

And here will be the future.

Are you ready?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I start with... lust.

Why does this not surprise me?

'Cause we're hot.

Slutty ladies.

- Luxury.

- Automobile.

This does not surprise me at all.

Pleasure.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, because you got

all that pleasure last night.

- Science.

- That's kinda weird.

That is a very strange card

because nobody here even

graduated high school.

Those are nice cards.

Okay, the next card is The Fool,

now this is interesting

because this Fool means

that it's representative of a man

who is not what he appears to be.

Like most men.

Now we have The Tower.

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