Excuse Me for Living Page #3
THIS TIME, I HAVE PICTURES
DON'T WORRY,
MRS. TOPLER.
AS YOUR ATTORNEY, WE'LL TAKE HIM
FOR ALL HE'S GOT,
OR MY NAME ISN' CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
Man:
PIROT, LET'S GE A MOVE ON.THE COSTUME BALL
MUST BE PERFECT.
TO BE HERE?
THE CHAMPAGNE,
JAZZ BAND?
DON'T FORGET TO PU COKE AND PERFUME BOTTLES
IN EACH BEDROOM.
YES, BOSS.
DANDY MAN. HEY, WHAT TIME
YOU GONNA BE HERE FOR THE BASH?
DON'T KNOW, BRUCIE.
MAYBE I SHOULD PASS
ON THIS PARTY:
OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS
THIS ONE, I PROMISE YOU.
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
UP THE BEACH.
BESIDES, THERE'S YOUR
YOU WIN, BRUCIE.
ALL THOSE MERGERS
AT MORGAN STANFIELD.
( knocking on door )
AT BEDTIME, NOT BEFORE.
NO DRIVING, EXCEPT FOR
THE MEN'S GROUP,
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE,
DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
( men continue
chattering )
JESUS.
WHILE SUSPENDED FROM MY THRONE
THAT LOOKS OUT UPON MY KINGDOM
AND MY TOILET'S
TRIMMED WITH CHROME
I'M A MAN,
YES, I AM
AND I CAN'T HELP
NO, NO, NO
I'M A MAN,
YES, I AM
AND I CAN'T HELP
NO, NO, NO
YES, I AM
NO, NO, NO
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY
YES, I AM
( men chattering nearby )
TWO PAIR, ACES UP,
READ 'EM AND WEEP, SUCKERS!
THE DANDY MAN'S HERE!
RISE, GRASSHOPPERS.
WHERE'S THE CHOW?
I'M FAMISHED.
INTRODUCE ME IMMEDIATELY
TO THAT DARK-HAIRED MIRAGE,
Bruce:
YOU MEANCHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
OKAY, MY MAN.
AND HER FATHER'S
DIDN'T YOU FORGE MY CHANGE AT McDONALD'S
THIS AFTERNOON?
AND I ASKED FOR:
THE ONION RINGS,
NOT THE FRIES.
WELL, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
CHAMPAGNE!
I'M DAN TOPLER,
AND NO, I'M ON
- UH...
- CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
SO YOU'RE
THE DANDY MAN.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
LET'S GET ON
THE WAGON TOGETHER.
JUST HAVE:
A SQUOSH.
IT'S PRONOUNCED
"SKOSH."
OKAY. SKOSH.
HAVE ONE.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER,
ONE MORE.
SHOULD WE TELL HIM THA CHARLIE'S COME FROM
THE DARK SIDE?
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