Excess Flesh Page #5

Should got knee pads.

I did, but it wasn't enough.

Try harder. Try harder.

Try harder. Try harder.

My skirts were too long.

My necklines were too high.

What?

Try harder.

The underwear.

Come on, come on,

you wouldn't swallow.

Why won't you say that?

You wouldn't even go near it.

You should see you now.

He was rough.

He said I was flabby,

I disgusted him.

Maybe, maybe you could

get him back.

He was cruel.

Oh, he was constructive

and motivational.

I mean, you should

take his advice.

Seriously, reinvent yourself,

become the cu...

Slutty cum-guzzler Trevor

always wanted you to be.

It can't be that bad,

you just got to be particular

about what you feed him, right?

Yeah, you could

do your research.

You're good at that, remember?

Really good.

Seriously, you could save

your marriage, Jennifer.

I don't want him back.

So you don't want

a piece of cake?

I want you to let me go.

Well, now we know what it's like

to want something from someone

and not get it.

Frothy and nasty.

Aah! Help, help me!

Somebody help! Help. Help me!

Help! Help!

- Help!

- Stop it.

Stop your screeching.

I've heard it every night for

months and so has everyone else.

Oh, wow. That was easy.

Or were you faking it?

You don't have to convince me

of anything, honey.

Okay, where were we, let's see.

Problem areas, problem areas.

Arms up, please.

Up! Please.

Just remember,

everyone can hear you.

And by the way...

no one cares.

Is anybody in here?

Hello, it's Rob.

Look, if you're in there...

I'm just trying to figure out

what went wrong, that's all.

I've been calling... a lot.

And I have your Tupperware,

so...

Oh sh*t.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

It's okay, it's not,

it's not your fault.

Have you see her at all?

- No.

- No?

No, I think she's at work.

Oh.

Oh.

Did you hear that?

F***ing cinch.

What?

What's so funny.

Nothing.

Nothing...

What?

- It's just-

- Huh?

What is it you're saying?

Nothing.

Are you saying I'm...

Are you saying I'm fat?

I'm a fat pig? Huh?

Like, I just can't

control myself?

Is that what you're saying?

I'm happy.

Happy? Show me happy. Show me.

Stop crying, stop it, stop.

It's not that bad.

It's not.

Jennifer st...

Oh my God, Jennifer, stop.

Not tonight. Would you please?

I just wanna watch TV.

Maybe eat my dinner,

and wait for Steven.

Here.

Stop crying.

- Another one?

- Yes.

- Another?

- Yes.

Really?

Really that is so f***ing rude.

What?

I'm sharing with you.

You're not gonna share with me?

Huh?

That's the way we do it, right?

Right? Isn't that how we do it?

I don't understand.

What? You don't?

I don't understand? Ugh!

Of course you don't

f***ing understand!

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