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me right now? No, just calm down ok, cuz

you're stressing me out. He's right behind us. I know he's right

behind us Leo, that's why you should

not stress out. He's kind of close too. You guys just relax, it's ok,

he's not gonna do anything. His headlights scare

the crap out of me. If he was gonna do

anything, he would have done

something by now. Alright.... -This guy is just a spook.

-I'm taking this right. He's taking a right. He can see my blinker, of

course he's taking a right, cuz he sees that

I'm taking a right. Alright, guys,

chill out, chill out. It's ok, just breathe,

just make a right up here. Yeah, I'm breathing, ok. Is he turning? -He's passing...

-He passed us. See, you guys, come on... Did you see that? It wasn't the same guy. How do you know it

wasn't the same guy? It was just someone in a van

who has a van very similar to the one we

saw previously. And he wanted to turn

right, but just didn't? Alright, alright, so

let's just get to the diner. Yeah. He's gone. Alright, so how far is

it to er...the house? It's like

another 15 minutes. I just want to get there

and I want to lock the door and I want to

get in bed. Sounds good. Can we hit up a

diner first still? Yeah. I'm hungry. How bout a drink? Yeah, a drink would be

really great actually. I'll take a double. I think I will share that

with you... Oh will you? monsieur Mark. And I believe that

someone here is turning 21. Hmmm. Yeah. Uh oh. First drink's on me. Oh man. Thank you. My heart is like pounding. Is your heart pounding? My heart's pounding. Are you feeling better? That just

knocked it out of me. Yeah right. God! We're almost there. Wait, so what's in a Panini? Melted Cheese... Hi. Hi. Sorry about my friend

with the camera, shoving it in

everyone's face. C'mon. Everyone ready? Who's going first? I'll go. I pick you. Uh, ok. Can I get a

veggie burger... Sure. deluxe? What? It's a

perfectly delicious meal, and I don't understand

why you ridicule it. Broiled Cod? The cod ladies

and gentlemen. Can we not give a Mr.

close up to my fish? At a diner, broiled cod? You want to try some? That doesn't

sound good... She doesn't feel good,

why would you say that? Banana split for

the birthday girl? With nuts. And the sauce. And cherries. Just trying to help. Just trying to

be a good boy. And provide for my friends,

being the hunter gatherer that I am. We're the berry pickers. Are you gonna shoot

a deer this weekend? Yeah I am. OK, no no. Some nice Venison. I'm sorry we got

some vegetarians. Yeah, we can cook

it in the fireplace. We're gonna shoot

him right in the face. That would be a great idea. Guys, guys. Look out the window. That's not funny Miriam. I'm not trying to be funny. Look at the van. It's the same van. It's the same color. It's the same size. He's watching us. He's driving off. But this isn't

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