Everything Must Go Page #4

Right. Mount Rushmore.

Grand Canyon.

That's nice.

- Hey, Kenny.

- Hey.

- I'm sorry about yesterday.

- It's cool, man.

How's your penmanship?

Pretty good.

I was thinking,

seeing as you're not doing anything

but riding your bike all day,

you might want to come work for me.

What Kind of work?

Make some signs.

Maybe sell a couple of things.

What are you offering?

Discussing salary and responsibility

upfront, smart, very smart.

I'm thinking 4 bucks an hour, okay?

If I have to leave, you stay here,

watch my stuff, act tough.

I'll feed you, give you bathroom and

cigarette breaks as required by state law.

I don't smoke.

Good. Great. So do we got a deal?

Arizona minimum wage is $7.25.

Okay, $7.25 it is.

What? It's a good deal.

I want to learn to play baseball.

You want me to teach you

how to play baseball?

Yeah, I don't know.

I see all your trophies and stuff on the lawn.

Yeah, I know. That's from high school.

Why do you want to learn to play baseball?

My mom says I need the exercise.

Okay, I could see that.

And my dad played.

Okay.

Now we got a deal?

- Deal.

- Okay.

Start making some signs.

This is the sign area right here.

No, I haven't met the neighbors yet.

Yes, there's grass.

What about these clothes?

Keep.

Put them in that top, left-hand drawer.

What about these?

Yeah, those.

Think I want to hold onto those.

They're actually pretty valuable.

You'd be surprised.

You can put 'em in that same drawer.

I'll know that they're there in case I want to

look at 'em.

So when are you coming?

Well...

Okay. Okay, Well, when will you know?

- Can I help you?

- How much?

I'm sorry, the shoes are not for sale.

They shouldn't be over there, actually.

How much for the chair?

You know, it's not for sale, either.

How much for this?

- You want to buy that?

- How much is it?

50 CENTS.

I'll give you 25 cents.

Yeah, I just can't do that.

Hold on, hold on.

Let's keep it at 50 and let's see.

I'll throw in some floss.

Great. Have a good one.

Rule number eight,

always give 'em a little something extra.

There's your take.

- Can we work on baseball now?

- I'm beat.

Why don't you go hang some more signs

or something and we'll call it a day?

I don't know why I'm hanging signs

if you're not gonna sell anything.

I sold some mouthwash.

Okay.

- Thank you.

- Sure.

- Where do you want this?

- I guess, just...

You can just leave it over there somewhere.

So is this your first time for a yard sale?

Yeah. Yeah, it is, actually.

Watch out for the pros on Saturday.

Theyll try to beat you up on price.

Do you go to a lot of them?

Yeah, they're good for finding old cameras.

Once you get rid of all that stuff,

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