Everyday Page #3

and hit that tree.

Mum, why is it the boys always get

to see Dad? It's unfair.

No, they don't.

But you'll get to come next time,

OK? Promise.

Robert.

Oh, come on.

Robert, come on.

CHILDREN CHATTER

They make the house strong.

So the wolf can't

huff and puff it down.

What's that?

This? Oh, I hurt me hand.

Me wrist.

How did that happen?

I just fell over. Landed funny,

coming down the stairs.

Were you in a fight?

No.

Lan?

No...

I don't fight, do I?

A car crash.

A car crash in prison? I wish.

I'm trying to car crash out

the prison.

Any news?

No.

Stephanie's got a boyfriend.

You're joking?

No.

What's he called?

Ollie.

Ollie.

He's nice.

How old is he?

Seven.

Seven?

She's ten.

A toyboy. She's got a toyboy.

Bloody hell.

He's nice, though, isn't he?

They've been kissing.

Whoa!

I don't wanna hear this!

It's true.

No, don't tell me this.

How's school?

All right.

Yeah? You being good boys?

No.

No? OK.

I've been pinching bonbons

from the shop.

Bonbons. Sweetie bonbons.

He was stealing.

You've been stealing from the shop?

What have I told you about stealing?

Don't do it.

Yeah, don't do it.

You'll end up in here.

I'm serious, OK?

Cos he copies you.

Do you understand?

Don't copy him.

I'm serious, OK?

He's copying you.

Don't... All right.

I said he's copying...

He isn't copying me.

He is copying you.

Well, I'm telling him now.

No more.

Do you understand?

OK, so promise me you're not going

to do it any more.

Promise. Say it.

I promise you I won't do it

any more.

And you too, all right?

I missed you on Christmas Day,

though.

I missed you too, I did.

Did you?

I missed you.

I missed you too.

Missed you too.

And you, I missed you too.

HUBBUB:

That's 2, please.

Are you happy with the bottle?

Good evening, good evening.

I'm all right, how are you?

Hey, how are you?

How are you?

Good. I'll just be with you

in a minute.

I look forward to it.

That's 6, please.

What would you like?

Er...

A pint of lager.

There you go.

Thank you.

Do you want a drink?

No, no, I don't drink on the job.

Really?

Thanks. So, how was your day?

Long. Good.

What you doing at the weekend?

I don't have weekends, Eddie,

you know that.

Come on, of course you have

weekends. Everyone has weekends.

No. Not when you're married with

four kids, you don't.

That's true.

It's time you got married.

Looking for the right girl,

you know.

Getting over the hill, aren't you?

How's Ian?

He's all right.

Will you drop me

at the end of the road?

Why I don't just take you home?

It's stupid.

Just drop me at the end of the road.

Thanks.

It's all right.

OK.

Night.

Give me a call.

Hi, Louise.

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