Everybody Go Home! Page #3

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- And where are you going?

- You told me to get off.

Get off the cabin and

get on the truck, you fool.

With all my respect, I have an ulcer

and going to Naples as a convalescent.

- Show me your license.

- Here it is.

I warn you that we're in state of

emergency and it's dangerous to travel alone.

But you seized my truck to go

I don't know where.

Ah!, then we escort you

to Naples, what do you think?

I didn't ask for it, Lieutenant.

I'm just saying it's not my fault

if you leave me here at the street.

Well, as it's my fault, you'll come

with us to the Forth Group.

I must take this packet to

Major's wife in Naples.

Ok, you take it to her

afterwards.

I don't want to stay here

because of you, let's go.

Lieutenant, the driver in the

second truck run away.

Excuse me, at least let me go in the cabin,

in the back it hurts.

Play the horn.

- What shall we do, Lieutenant?

- We're going to Verona, to the Command of the Army.

The ones who have an ulcer

have to eat few and many times.

We run out of gas.

Dammit!

Guys, if we have some gas in the reserve,

great, if not, we'll get on that one.

But look at this.

What a swine!

- What shall we do now?

- Report them all?

- What shall we do, Lieutenant?

What shall we do? Shall we invernate here?

Get you all off, come on, quickly.

Dammmit, the bottle of wine

is broken!

We lost all the wine!

Eh, enough, show some

respect to the stripes.

- Fornaciari, where's my backpack?

- I haven't seen it.

We left it in the

other truck.

In short, I have to

think about everything.

A Sergeant was never a help

for an officer.

- Lieutenant, what about my license?

- Your license is in my bag.

Come on guys, march.

Don't force me to

punished you, come on.

- Where are we going?

- To get into trouble, I tell you.

Let's go!

The station is on the other side.

We have to pass trough the tunnel.

Don't disperse, fall in.

You don't look like soldiers, but donkeys.

Come on, fall in!

Are you afraid of darkness

or what?

Lieutenant.

Yes?

Who did it?

Who did it?

Everyone!

Everyone, everyone!

Don't f*** with me!

For God's sake, guys

don't do this.

It's for your own good.

You'll end up in a Military Court.

- What are you doing?

- What do you want to do to me?

But, what are you doing?

It's incredible.

- What should I think?

- That everyone want to be executed!

- Lieutenant.

- Don't make me think of that!

Look, get out, don't be childish.

I understand that at this moment

it's hard to think straight. Get out.

- Lieutenant.

- I can look the other way...

In cases like these and officer

can...

- Where are they?

- They're all gone.

- Yes?

- Eh!

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