Every Day Page #5

You gotta be a saint.

I'm sure your wife

is very appreciative.

You'll have a Get Out of Jail

Free card for the next ten years.

[chuckles]

Could come in handy.

Hang in there, Mother Teresa.

Later.

(Jeannie)And then they tell

us we have to see

three other doctors every

three months

at the VA just so they can

approve covering the cost

of all the meds he's taking.

These can't be

his regular doctors.

We have to see other doctors

in between those doctors.

He's taking 17 prescription drugs.

Seventeen.

Anything good?

We could start a side business.

The Procrit alone costs $900 a month

and that's not even one

of the ones they cover.

Ouch. Okay. No more work day,

okay?

No, no more, no more doctors.

No more meds.

No more, no more irritating

bowel disorders.

Irritable bowel syndrome.

Okay. No more bowel

anything. Okay?

I told Jonah he could go

to the prom.

[stammers]

I thought we were gonna present

a united front on this one.

He needs to be with other kids

like him, Ned.

Okay, but he doesn't need to be with

guys who are ten years older than him.

He's just gonna get hit on.

There are plenty of chaperons.

Who'll what? Follow him into a bathroom

when he gets a blow job in a stall?

He's not going there for sex.

He's gonna be with his friends

from the G S A.

How do you know

what he's gonna do?

We don't even know what he's doing.

He's on that

computer all night.

I have no idea who he's talking to.

Do you know who

he's talking to?

If we're too controlling,

he's just gonna act out in other ways

that'll end up being even worse.

You mean if I'm too controlling.

(Ernle)

God damn It I

I'll go.

I'll go.

He's my f***ing father.

can it be sooner?

His gums are bleeding.

That would be great.

Yes. Thank you so much.

Wai-wai-wai-wait, wait, wait.

Could you hold the elevator, please?

(male volce)

Sure, ma'am.

Great. Thank you so much.

They can see you next week.

Yeah, what about the urologist?

Every time I pee, it stings

like a son of a b*tch.

You should feel my balls.

Oh.

[groan]

He's 13. What do I do with

a f***ing 13-year-old?

You play catch with him.

No, you play catch with him.

The only balls

I touch are Randy's.

And even those I'm

getting bored with.

It's not about

what you do, Garrett.

This is about

you two bonding.

And it's only for

a couple of weeks.

Oh, his son's so angry

since the divorce.

And then Randy phones him,

he gets angry, then he's crying

and then he hangs up.

It's torture.

Fantastic first script.

Applause for Brian.

Give it up,

let's hear it.

Those sorority girls,

they're nasty.

I love 'em.

This is good.

Very testosterone.

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