Even Lambs Have Teeth Page #2

But if you go in there,

don't drink the coffee.

I'm serious, trust me.

Just don't drink it.

-You'll never leave.

-OK.

-Thank you.

-'Bye! Love your jacket!

-Thank you!

-And your shoes too! Look great.

The bus will be here in an hour.

OK.

-Want me to wait with you?

-Nah, it's cool.

We want to check out

the local flavour.

Well, call me

when you get there, OK?

I'll text.

Could you... just call?

OK, but if I can't call,

I'll text.

OK, fine, but use a word

at the end of the text

so I know it's you.

-OK, how about 'apple'?

-'Apple' is good.

And then the next day,

move through the alphabet.

So after 'apple',

something that starts with 'B'.

-OK.

-Why not just 'apple'?

Because my uncle's

a crazy, paranoid super cop.

-Oh.

-It's just super cop, please.

Now, Katie, can you explain

why we alternate the words?

Because if the

evil killers take my phone

and see the word 'apple'

out of nowhere,

they might think

it's a code word.

Yeah.

-What about 'balls'?

-Can you use that in a sentence?

Absolutely, Katie!

I just love...

Alright, 'balls' is fine.

That's what I always say.

-How about 'banana'?

-OK.

-Here.

-Thanks.

-Thanks.

-Be careful, OK?

-'Bye.

-'Bye.

Bananas in pyjamas...

-OK, give me your phone.

-Why?

You will know

in due time.

Hello?

Hi there.

Can I help you?

Yeah, can we use your bathroom?

Yeah.

Where is it?

It's right over there.

Thanks.

This guy causing you trouble?

Oh!

Do you guys have any pie?

Yeah.

We've got all kinds of pies.

You know when you get back

from the bathroom

and the food's

already at your table?

So let me get this straight.

You're working at

an organic farm for a month

so you can go shopping

in New York City for a weekend?

That's right.

Sounds cool.

We also want to hit up Brooklyn.

You know, check out some places

where they film scenes

from 'Girls'.

You guys have HBO?

No, ma'am.

Oh! He called you 'ma'am'.

What are your names?

I'm Heather and this is Ripley.

Well, it's damn nice

to meet you, Heather and Ripley.

I'm Jed, and this here's

my brother, Lucas.

You know, you don't have to

wait for the bus.

We could drive you

up to the farm.

Oh, I don't...

The bus goes right there.

Well...

It's no problem.

Thanks, though.

-Sloane!

-Come on!

-I don't think it's a good idea.

-He called you 'ma'am'.

Besides, look at that ass.

-Which one?

-Right?

Fine.

Yes!

It's called Eco Field

Organic Farm.

It's supposed to be

off Hawkins Pickle Road.

-That's right.

-We just passed it.

Are we gonna turn around

somewhere or...

You'll see.

Where are we?

-Home sweet home.

-This is our family's place.

-Shouldn't we get going?

-I'm sure they're expecting us.

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